If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[forget-me-not fields]

if kirby swallowed me... he would feel the need to carry a pencil where ever he went and become very sarcastic. yup, thats all i kind think of right now  

[Super Cheesio]

He would look like cheese and have super melty cheese powers. I'll draw a pic soon.  

[The_Ky-Guy]

If Kirby swallowed me, he would have the ability to kick everyone's a** at Smash Bros. 3nodding

Also, he would type in good grammar.  

[Super Cheesio]

I made the picture!
 

[teh_n00b_huntr]

kirby would gain linken's sword of mastery and linken's shield. which in no way reference LoZ ninja HHHHHHIIIIIYA!  

[nerdyninja]

THe ability to hump eat at the speed of light!  

[niqisquid]

if kirby has the misfortune of swallowing me, he'd gain the ability of becoming incredibly lazy, but being suddenly inspired by almost everything and drawing and painting constantly. he would also find many things hilariously entertaining, and would not be able to stop giggling to himself until he stopped breathing :]
he might get over emotional mood swings, too D8<
AND be obsessed with cuteness n _ n

lol he would be a rather ff'd up kirby

 

[13_inferno]

if he swallowed me he would be over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[FF Moogle]

we would be able to annoy people?
making them wanna jump off the arena  

[communist crowbar]

Kirby would never leave his house.  

[Pretty Pretty President]

If Kirby swallowed me, he'd put on fishnet tights, a vinyl minidress, and a chauffeur hat, and beat up enemies with a huge arsenal of weapons including hot wax, handcuffs, branding utensils, and whips.

And you know damn well why.  

[Sigma Rho]

He'd like turn into a younger version of Miyamoto except not as inovative or artistic.  

[Purpel_Flame]

He'd be an awesome soccer player. He'd be better than Ronaldinho.