What things about RE do you wish were real?

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Nowhere. We're so awesome that we're everyone's favorite people. cool  

[REaceofclubs]

3nodding You're clearly mine, as I was in a fit of rage and logged on HERE of all places. You should be honored.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Awww, yes, I am honored.

Well, tell you what, when I create T-Virus, I'll send you a sample.  

[REaceofclubs]

I'll pay you with baked goods. How do you feel about muffins?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

As long as they don't have raisins in them, good!  

[REaceofclubs]

Raisins are horrid. No raisins. I'm more of a pumpkin muffin lover myself.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Just as long as there's no raisins, I'm down with whatever. Carrot, Banana, Blueberry, Poisonberry.... It's all good.  

[REaceofclubs]

For the T-virus I'll bake you every type of muffin that I can think of.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

ninja T-Virus muffin?  

[REaceofclubs]

Hmmm... possibly. Could one eat such a muffin without contracting the virus?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Probably not. But if one was to send such a muffin to Capcom.... twisted  

[NotteRequiem]

xd

So what... does this mean my meatballs can take the G-Virus?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

G-Virus? Well, if you want your meatballs to grow wildly out of proportion...  

[NotteRequiem]

Hmm... you're right.

T-Veronica, then.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

So that the meatball will have an army of slave meatballs?