Bring out the inner thief in you!

[purpleravenhawk]

*steals your pants, takes a picture, and puts it up on the Net*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Steals your kimono, and sells it on ebay.  

[Moonracer]

*snags your avi and has an auction to sell it to the highest bidder on the black market of Gaia*

(Sorry I had to get into the act too.)  

[purpleravenhawk]

*swipes your butterfly with a butterfly net and runs in circles yelling like Spongebob*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Comes into your room at night and steels your socks right off your feet.

(btw purple...your profile video broke)  

[Moonracer]

*tip-toes in and swipes your tench coat and runs out giggling* It's all mine!!!  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Snags your bat with a butterfly net, and teleports away.

(tench?)  

[Moonracer]

*beats you with the R that was forgotten in tRench and swipes your boots*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Steals something, sells it to someone else, uses the money to buy a bazooka, blows-up a building right in front of you - which causes you to be blown back, and while you are still recovering from the shock - runs off with your "Yama no Kami" backround.  

[Moonracer]

*Sends gorgeous girl in to kiss you and woo you then swipes your pitchfork to sell on the market to become even richer*

(Wow...just wow man. All that work for my background and how do you steal a background is it latex or something? *giggles*)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses a magic spell to transplant your horn to my head, and run off screeming in devil language.

(yes, latex, indeed)

(a gorgeous girl huh? - how gorgeous "perverted look on my face" )  

[Moonracer]

Reads many books on how to become a dragon tamer then tames your dragon and now has a pet.

(Ah, okay makes sense. Um...if you can dream her she becomes real so as gorgeous as you can dream up baby! ^_~)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Snags the coocoon from your head and uses my mechanical flying machine to get away.

(O_O - I think i like the sound of this) twisted
(time to start dreaming - and use my most perverted thoughts)
(drool is now covering the floor in an inch thick puddle)  

[Moonracer]

*walks up chats with ya and tries your hat on then runs for the hills laughing and calling back* Sucker!!

(*chuckles* It's the power of darkness baby. We can do anything. twisted )  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Resurrects the vaccuum ninja to vaccuum your mist and vanish into the night.

(that's not fair)