Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Zahzi]

Uhm....I dunno..? rofl

Granted. But now you're way too loose to do anything.  

[BlackCandy705]

*headpalms* why use that word.... That horrible, horrible word triggering the wrong images....

You're invisible wish has been granted, but whatever it is will eventually come into your room and kill you....

I wish I had all the manga I ever wanted....  

[Zahzi]

Damn...I thought that would work...

Granted. But it all catches on fire as you read the Yaoi too intently...

I wish I had a shiny nickel!!  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But Cozmo steals Philip back.

I wish I could go in to hiding until Homecoming was over.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But your friends still drag you and your dress to the next event...

I wish for an acre of land.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

DAMN YOU ZAHZI!

Granted. But the MAN takes it from you.

Alright.

I wish my homework was done and I had no wrong answers, all the animals were outside so they couldn't eat it, it's nonflammable so even if my house caught on fire it'll survive and my door and window are shut so it won't blow away in the wind. xd  

[Zahzi]

Muahaha...

Granted. But your parents mistake it as office papers, and takes it since it seems to important.

I wish I had a brick.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

*eye twitch*

Granted. But I take that brick from you and beat the living s**t out of you! scream

I wish my knee would stop hurting.  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. Every other pody part EXCEPT your knee has been stabbed and is hurting worse than your knee had.

I wish that this chick was actually a dude so that it would look like shonenai....
(THAT WAS SO MEAN FOR SHOJO BEAT TO DRAW A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A BOY ON THE FRONT COVER WITH A HOTT DUDE HUGGING HER!!! I thought it was yaoi so I got all excited and then I found out she was a freaking GIRL (revolting yes?) and it got me all angry....
Oh and Zahzi...
*whimpers* why would you do that to me....? *sniff*)  

[Zahzi]

...Must I continue the evil laugh..?

Granted. But it turns out he's a Neo-Nazi...

I wish I had a hat...  

[BlackCandy705]

...the hell is a Neo-nazi...? If it's shonenai I don't really care....

Granted, but it's infected with lice and you get headcooties. (STAY. AWAY. FROM. ME.)  

[Zahzi]

A new generation of Nazis. It's a goddamn culture now...

Your untold wish is granted, just to have it corrupted! twisted

I wish I had unmeltable ice.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But the FBI arrest you and question you about how you were able to get unmeltable ice. When you refuse to give them the answer they send you to *dramatic music* The Gay Lord's room! (Do I smell yaoi? Yes. Yes I do. xp )

I wish I knew what the Hell was wrong with me and why I love my dress so much. eek  

[Zahzi]

Good...God...

Granted. It's because you're going...Sane... eek gonk eek

I wish I had some waterballons to throw at people from the tops of buildings...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

TAKE THAT BACK!!! *beats Zahzi with the brick he wished for earlier* I WILL NEVER BE SANE!!! No really you should have seen me this morning and at lunch period. Everyone just kept staring..........

Granted but a bird poops on you and ruins your whole day. sweatdrop