Wii winning? Not surprising. 360 second and PS3 last? Not too mind blowing either. This actually reminds me of what I once said awhile ago on jigsaw in a conversation before it got slightly changed: Nintendo is trying to innovate. You know what Microsoft and Sony are trying to do? Masturbate. This year though, I thought of adding a bit more detail to differentiate between Microsoft and Sony. So here goes: Microsoft is that really hot girl everyone knows and loves who uses her hand down there not really caring if anyone is watching or not. In other words:

As for Sony, it's that really fat guy who no one wants to see using his hand to jerk off his you-know-what. In other words:

(Sorry for using Wierd Al, couldn't find anything that most people would recognize for a fat guy)
I'm not sure if anyone agrees with me. If you do though, please quote.