...swallow razor blades or walk on broken glass? walk on broken glass
...have your parachute fail or your scuba tank fail? parachute
...have bedbugs or lice? bedbugs
...dance till ya die or sing till your voice box bleeds? eeehhh, voice box, I guess, but that's a tough one
...live a day without your game consoles or your computer? game consoles
...have no music for the rest of your life or no movies for the rest of your life (including hentai)? (lol, preemptive strike on dude!) movies 3nodding
...be homeless and have true friends or be rich and have no friends? homeless
...be burned alive or frozen to death? burned (you'd pass out from the smoke before the fire did much damage)