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 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:27 pm
A women was sleeping in her bed when she felt something crawl on her face. She opened her eyes and found a huge spider on her face, the women quicky grabbed it and threw the spider away. She forgot about the incident later.
But a few days later she found a spot on her cheek, the women thought it was just a mosquito bite and put some cream on.
The spot did not dissapear, instead it grew to the size of a ping-pong ball and started to itch.
Worried that the spot was infected, she went to the nearest clinic where a nurse examined it.
As soon as the nurse touched the swollen spot it burst and millions of baby spiders crawled everywhere...
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:07 pm
once apon A time, A litle girl was riding her bike down the forest trail when, she saw something. That 'something' she thought was nothing, was really A ghost. She shook her head and rode off, never turning back. The next ay, she was watching t.v in the cabbing, when she hear clangs all through the hosue. She walked around, quivering in fear, looking in everyplace possible. "Nothing.." I huffed out, geing back to watch t.v. When she got back, she realized that the T.v was off, she did'nt turn int off though. She clicked it back on, and A white person was staring at her through the screen, no eyes, just deep black eye sockets. She tried to run, but the thing came out of the t.v, and grabbed her legs. She screamed and screamed, but no one came. She was slowly being pulled into the t.v. She screamed her lungs out, untill she was beinh the screen, and no one ever saw here again...
BOO!
did I win'ed..?
:'D
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:09 pm
alright here's one its funny and scare'ish this ones real!
I was walking to my room when im at the door the light is not open,then I see there's something moving in the room by the closet my heart beats fast I cannot even scream cause im so scared its like im paralyzed,when suddenly I open the lights its just my grandma puting her clothes on!!
I laughed so hard my grandma scolded me!
Lolz XD
The End
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:02 pm
1 day u went on gaia nd lst everytin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =O ...lol idno
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:07 pm
i have a story and it just ended now xd
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:25 pm
There was this street. The street was a very active community full of kids always playing ball in the street. But everyone who lived there knew that there was one house to NEVER go near. Everyone but the new kid.
Tommy Johnson and his family had moved in to their new house not too long ago but he still hadn't "learned the ropes" from other kids until one day he saw they were playing baseball in the street. He greeted them and they kindly let him join.
Tommy was very good at baseball, so good that he hit the ball. He hit it right into... that yard. That yard that had the tall fence, and that house. The house no one dared go near to. "I'll get it!" Tommy yelled, but the other boys ran after him. "No, it's haunted, you'll DIE!" one boy warned. But Tommy didn't believe it.
The fence was so high that even if all the boys got on each others' shoulders they couldn't see over it. Tommy looked through a small hole in the fence. "They say there's a man that lives there, and he eats anyone who goes there." Tommy stopped looking. "I-I can't see anything, all I see is red. The other boys looked and saw red. "The guy must have covered it with some kind of paper" one boy smirked.
Tommy went home and talked to his dad. His dad was into all the paranormal stuff. His Dad told him that a man had died there and that his spirit still dwells there. He also said that anyone who has seen him and lived said his eyes were blood red.
The next day Tommy and the boys went back to the hole and looked in. All they saw was the rocking chair on the porch. And upon the chair was a blood covered baseball.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:49 pm
a widow live in a an apartment and someone calls and says, "I am the viper, I'll be up in an hour." she just thinks it is a prank but then fifteen minutes later the same person call and says, "It's the viper, i'll be there soon." so she calls the police and then the door bell rings five minutes later and she says, "thank god the police are finally here!!" But it is a man with a sponge and a bucket of water. He says,"i am the viper. I vish to vash and vipe the vindows!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:58 pm
puteh_hitam FREE gaia goldCREATE SOME SCARY OR FUNNY STORY AND GIVE TO ME 1st prize:1500g
2nd prize:1200g
3rd prize:1050g
when i waz in kindergarden i cheated i couldnt remeber wat the color organge looked like (and i still cant spell it rite not even now)
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:53 pm
When I was in kindergarten, I used to be very troublesome, so I stole my mom's lipstick and wrote my name all over the school halls including my face and made myself look like the joker. 0.o Then I was grounded for a year and after it was done, I walked to my mom's friend's house without my parents knowing and my parents finally found me on the cement crying after 3 hours. And when I was home, I though I was stupid, so a crwaled up to the wall and kept banging the side of my head against the wall and sometimes on the floor 0.o . . . . . The end. . . . Hoped you liked it. Cuz I hated those moments. xp
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:05 pm
Ok so umm there was three guys, ok. they all went to the same d**k shop. one of the guys had bought a wooden d**k, the other guy had bought a medel d**k and the last guy had bought a 30ft long d**k. now the next day comes around and the first guy walks in all depressed and looks like he had been dumped, the manager says wow man you don't look so well what happend, the guy says man it is not so good I made love to my women last night but she broke up with me because I gave her splinters. now after a few min. later the second guy comes in also sad, the manager asks whats wrong man? the guy goes not so good I went to the beach and layed out in the sun just before I made love to my wife, and now she wants a divorce because I burned her. so the third guy comes in and all happy and s**t, the manager says wow did you have fun? the guy was like hell yeah man I got it from 30 ft long <============3
hahaha. I love that story. XD
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:50 pm
The evil man with the axe hid behind a tree. He watched as Virginia walked across the road. He polished his axe with his hand evilly. He could not wait to chop up the virgin. He could tell she was a virgin because she was so pretty. She was in her pajamas.
Virginia didn't know she was being watched. She was not scared, even though she lived in Transylvania. She heard a twig snap behind a tree. She jumped and screamed. She looked but saw nothing behind the tree. She sighed with relief. She turned around and almost walked right into the evil man with an axe. "Ahhhhhhhh," she screamed really loud. "Help me," she cried because she could tell the man was evil. She was also scared of his axe.
"I'm going to kill you," he said.
"No you're not," said Pete. Pete had come to the rescue, even though he was on vacation. "I'm going to save this virgin from you killing her because I am the hero."
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"You are not because I'm going to kill her first!" He swung at her with his scary axe.
Pete kicked him in the groin and he fell down. "Oww," he moaned in pain.
"My hero," said Virginia and they did it. The scary man moaned in pain. Pete and Virginia moaned in pleasure.
When Pete and Virginia were done, they told each other their names. "Now I will take the scary axe man away to the police." But he was gone. He snuck away while they did it. "Oh well," said Pete, "at least I scored a virgin."
"Yeah," said Virginia and they walked away to get married.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:52 pm
In America there was a mass murder. Policemen went to investigate. Trying not to tread on the bodies, the police took pictures of each one. One policemen saw something on the opposite wall but he couldn't read it. He walks over to it and sees the numbers "7734" in calculator form, written in blood. When taking pictures of this he turned his camera upside-down and told an approaching police officer. When he pointed with the hand that the camera was in, he accidentally took a picture of the upside-down numbers. The policeman was about to delete the picture when he realized something. The numbers were now a word. The word was "hELL."
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:00 pm
xD lol this are weird storys razz
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:18 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:24 pm
this guy walked next to a manster and said "Hay why is a monster like you just sainding here." the monster looked at him and said ' waiting for some idot to walk up to me so I can eat him.' than the monster eat him and than a whale fell on him than he died the end.
((note I just thought of that.))
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