Corrupt a Wish

[adriannrod]

Aika_of_the_Twilight

Well then there's peace but it's missing something, a soul!

I wish...I had A million bucks to drown someone in!

Granted, but the person doesn't drown, they just streal the money.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

adriannrod

Aika_of_the_Twilight

Well then there's peace but it's missing something, a soul!

I wish...I had A million bucks to drown someone in!

Granted, but the person doesn't drown, they just streal the money.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

Well that's against the rules so you have to deal the Penalty! OFF TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER!

I wish...I had something to wish for  

[Agent of Void]

granted, but you wasted your wish.

I wish I had awesome ninja powers.  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, then Chuck Norris gets jealous and kills you.

I wish Chuck Norris's legends were false. (I just did it ;P)  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

ok they are, But Chuck Noris was already De-throned by DALLY!*

I wish I had...A COOKIE!

(* look up the Epic Failfiction Fan club in the Guilds)  

[Majicaster2]

Eh....too lazy razz

Granted, but it is mutant and eats you rather than you eating it.

I wish I had another devil plushie.  

[Final Sonata]

Granted, but your other one mysteriously disappears 0.0...

I wish pokemon were real...

 

[Agent of Void]

granted, but rayquasa kills you.

I wish chuck norris was by best friend and would protect me from EVERYTHING.  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but then every other superhero/villian. (Ultimate Showdown reference.) killed Chuck Norris and then you.

I wish that I could sing well.  

[Double Helix Felix]

Granted, but you sing so much that your vocal chords yell "!@#$ YOU, MAN!" and snap, leaving you mute.

I wish my favorite characters were real and my best friends.

 

[Mytilene]

Granted, but then you realize how much not-fun wild adventures and hijinks can be in real life instead of safely in their books/TV shows, and also, you have to pay food, clothing, and housing for a ton of other people.

I wish instead of a day having 24 hours, it had 48.  

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but you had to work for 48 hour shifts, 7 days a week.

I wish my computers were godly.  

[Mytilene]

Granted, but with their godliness comes super-human intelligence and they band together to decide that They Can't Let You Do That, Majicaster.


I wish I could become a composer for film and animation.  

[Tamago1]

Granted,But you do so well,others quit,leaving the work for you to do.
I wish that alien frogs were real and invade. (yet ANOTHER keroro gunso ref.)  

[snaily_girl]

Granted, but they invade another planet!

I wish I could travel anywhere whenever I wanted.