Hijack someones wish, or take it and make it worse.

[Blame it On the Penguin]

Wish granted, but you become so bored with nothing you claw your eyes out.

I wish I could say this properly:

I found a snack shack sack and packed out a stack of gimcracks from the back rack. I wasn't expecting to get bushwacked! Ack!  

[thespeckledfreckle]

Wish granted but you said it so many times your tounge, literaly, got tied
I wish.... I had a friendly purple dinosaur with a horn :B
o 3o  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but you feed it after midnight and it got evil and it killed you  

[Angels12767]

...

i wish i had a gun so i can kill u all  

[thespeckledfreckle]

Wish granted but then it backfired and you shot yourself.
I wish i had a muffin :3
o 3o

 

[Angels12767]

wish granted then the muffin grew teath and eated u

i wish i had a sexy teacher...  

[Farfellion Rincrick]

Wish granted, but then the sexy teacher said they hated u and would never date u, then gave u five month's worth of homework.
i wish i was a vampire.......  

[Angels12767]

wish grantede but then van helsting came choped ur head off

i wish i was 18  

[Farfellion Rincrick]

O.o
>.<
wish granted, but then u got ur first car and crashed it the first five minutes u got inside and had to pay.

i wish............... i wish i had a wish, a falling, falling wish, a wish to fall-- fall from the sky, with me a helmet; a bush by my side.  

[Farfellion Rincrick]

..... this is off topic, but try to say "suspicious, specific" over and over and over again. its hard.... >.<  

[Angels12767]

wish granted but u fell into a volcano and burnd to death
i wish i could sleep 4 eva  

[Farfellion Rincrick]

O.o
wish granted, but then u slept forever and missed out on everything life had to offer u.....
i wish..... i wish i COULDNT FEEL PAIN!!! XD  

[Benny-Dragonheart]

Wish granted, but you can't feel anything including pleasure. razz

Hmm.. I wish I never grew facial hair again. xd  

[thespeckledfreckle]

Wish granted but you went bald. eek
I wish i had alots of gaia golds.
o 3o

 

[Farfellion Rincrick]

wish granted, but then u got all rich and snotty and became friends with the wrong people...... >XD
i wish.......... i wish....... i wish i was INVINCIBLE!!! XD