Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[Super Cheesio]

Because all the blood that should be going to their brains instead leaks into their necks, therefore making their necks red.

Rape?  

[J of The Wind]

Insensitive a** hole. <******** you?  

[Super Cheesio]

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Cats or dogs?  

[Orphie]

Don't talk about your mother that way!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT isthisplace?  

[MaverickDrifter]

Da bathwoom.

How I fly up?  

[Super Cheesio]

Flap.

am i a disney movie and i didnt mean to? :/  

[misternitsua]

Halo is a really cool guy.

Why Mudkip?  

[Super Cheesio]

Because I heard you like him.

Burning or drowning?  

[J of The Wind]

Icing.

Pingas or Peeness?  

[Super Cheesio]

Cookie.

Do you have a waffle?  

[Xilo The Odd]

see answer on page 5 post 2

whats the answer to the lamest question?  

[Lord Lee Major]

Long road

Whats a chicken?  

[GrowingDandelion]

Edible.

What's 0 divided by 0?  

[Owwin]

Humanity doesn't have the capacity to divide by zero because they conceptualize it dividing something into fragments of nothing. They have not evolved enough to see into other plains of existence.
Thus they cannot define it and it is undefined.

Where do babies come from?  

[l-Kathulu-l]

Hardcore Sex.


Why does mommy drink?