I have a crowbar mounted in my room.

[Super Cheesio]

Um, I have a chainsaw, kitchen knife, Wii Zapper, two Super Soakers, a toy Yoda lightsabre from when I was young... Yeah, real weapons are illegal in England. However, my friend has some knives and a katana.  

[[Kegan]]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ  

[The Vorpal Tom]

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

I don't need to know the grade of metal my sledgehammer is, all I need to know is that I can bash in zombie heads with it. Or human heads if I'm pissed enough.  

[J of The Wind]

In case of a Zombie apocalypse, I have Febreeze. ._.  

[Zephyrkitty]

Wantcookie

Glad to know you have your Zombie Apocalypse plan in place.

Especially since it might be closer than we think.  

[[Kegan]]

The Vorpal Tom

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

I don't need to know the grade of metal my sledgehammer is, all I need to know is that I can bash in zombie heads with it. Or human heads if I'm pissed enough.

How often do you get exercise? Are you even sure you can swing it? You don't have super saiyan anger powers, by the by.  

[The Vorpal Tom]

I only go on the computer at work, if that's what you're inferring.

And I go to the gym three days a week, and work out without equipment three of the other 4 days. I've used the hammer on several projects around our house, and I've practiced some basic forms with it when I was bored.  

[otawara]

I have a Ghostbuster's Proton Pack.
>_>  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

This is why I have a functional crossbow.  

[Allegro]

[Kegan]

The Vorpal Tom

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

I don't need to know the grade of metal my sledgehammer is, all I need to know is that I can bash in zombie heads with it. Or human heads if I'm pissed enough.

How often do you get exercise? Are you even sure you can swing it? You don't have super saiyan anger powers, by the by.

Adrenaline can help mothers lift cars off of their children. It's pretty close to Super Saiyan powers.

Although I've got a Louisville slugger, so I'm good.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Allegro

[Kegan]

The Vorpal Tom

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

I don't need to know the grade of metal my sledgehammer is, all I need to know is that I can bash in zombie heads with it. Or human heads if I'm pissed enough.

How often do you get exercise? Are you even sure you can swing it? You don't have super saiyan anger powers, by the by.

Adrenaline can help mothers lift cars off of their children. It's pretty close to Super Saiyan powers.

Although I've got a Louisville slugger, so I'm good.

I think 'Legro beats all of us.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

I can safely say all my weapons are real. I don't buy or ask for them as a gift until I've confirmed they're authentic and of good or higher quality.  

[MaverickDrifter]

I've got my remotes, my printer, a baseball bat, a hairdryer, some small chairs, a vaccum, and pair of boots .__.  

[Terara Drakon]

We have, uhm...

Several replica swords [lol]
.357 magnum revolver [7 shot]
9 mm pistol
40 cal pistol
22 pistol
22 rifle
17 HMR rifle
Power tools

So yeah, I think we have the whole gun thing covered.  

[[Kegan]]

Hashire Kazemeijin

[Kegan]

I doubt any of these people have real weapons. I don't think they'd know grades of steel. My cast iron wok is probably a sturdier piece of work than most of their JPNZSWORDZ

I can safely say all my weapons are real. I don't buy or ask for them as a gift until I've confirmed they're authentic and of good or higher quality.

And how do you confirm this, do you cut through a pig?...