Super Desu Kawaii - The Series

[Super Cheesio]

i think i creemdid my pants  

[Super Cheesio]

Super Desu Kawaii: c**k of the Dead
Part 3

One day Nomega was fapping to a picture of Cookie, when suddenly the local sluts Orphie and Hat burst in and crushed Nomega to death.

With their vaginas.

A month later the Cult was gathered around the grave of Nomega. But something was was moving under the soil... Something was cuming out from the ground! Alas, Nomega may have died, but his c**k was still alive! The boner he had when he died must have been so strong the p***s stayed alive!

Hat and Orphie both grabbed for the p***s. Then they looked into each other's eyes. Then they knew there was only one way to settle this. They had to have a mud fight over the p***s.

The fight raged on for many days. Bikinis were lost. Cultie's pants were creamed. And most importantly, the c**k was ripped in two. However, the fight raged on. To the death.

In the end, it was a draw. They both collapsed in their sea of mud, bood, and even the c** of the Culties watching. They were both taken to hospital, but alas, neither survived.

Later, Wayne walked to the center of the fighting ring to find what she had been looking for. Nomega's c**k. She took it home and stitched it back together.

And thus ends the story of how Wayne met her husband. The moral of the story? Watch where you're putting your giant v****a!  

[Nomega]

You poor b***h.

There will be retaliation. There will be vengeance.  

[Le Chapeau]

GET OUT
OF OUR
THREAD  

[Orphie]

FYI, this is not an official part of the story. There is currently no part 3.  

[Nomega]

Super Desu Kawaii: Kay and Ryan: the tell all biograpy (written in real time)
[written by Sam and Devon exclusively]
Part 2.5

Alakasam says:
It feels weird referring to the mods as "they" with Kay here
Arkaynine says:
I'm not a mod
Deviursa says:
RYAN AND THOSE OTHER FAGS
Alakasam says:
I know, but still
Deviursa says:
Better?
Alakasam says:
I KNOW
Alakasam says:
GOSH
Deviursa says:
I am a mod
Alakasam says:
I am too by default
Deviursa says:
I am actually Ryan
Alakasam says:
Whoa
Me too
Deviursa says:
Actually
Alakasam says:
Actually
Deviursa says:
I'm all of the mods
Alakasam says:
I'm fish
You can be trenn
Deviursa says:
you can be Donko
Alakasam says:
Okay
I'll be denko
Deviursa says:
Drenko yoou mean?
Arkaynine says:
drayko
Alakasam says:
I don't even know
Who so said person is
So
xD
Deviursa says:
It's Denke
Arkaynine says:
Denko
Danke
Danko
Dunko
Deviursa says:
Dinko
Alakasam says:
Confusion
gah
Deviursa says:
It's Denko
srsly
D
E
N
Alakasam says:
okay
Deviursa says:
K
Arkaynine says:
O
Deviursa says:
Damn you
Alakasam says:
xD
Deviursa says:
xD
Alakasam says:
xDDD
But yeah
I'll be the mod that never posts
:B
Actually
Deviursa says:
Which is all of them
Alakasam says:
You know what dev
Deviursa says:
What Sam?
Alakasam says:
you can be ryan
And I'll be kay
Deviursa says:
xD
Alakasam says:
xD
derp fanfic tiem
A kay and ryan fanfic
Deviursa says:
By Sam and Dev
Alakasam says:
I hope to god she's reading this
Arkaynine says:
i am
Alakasam says:
Good
Deviursa says:
Once upon a time
in a sewer
Alakasam says:
There were two fags
Arkaynine says:
wait
wait
Alakasam says:
Named Kay and ryan
Arkaynine says:
i'm a girl
he's a boy
Alakasam says:
who cared about nothing
Arkaynine says:
we can't both be fags
Deviursa says:
They were deff both fags
Arkaynine says:
fine.
Alakasam says:
until they met each other on a piece of s**t that they called the cult
and then they still cared about nothing but each other
"Ryan I want you to ******** me so hard" said kay "But only if I'm tied to a pole while you do it"
Deviursa says:
And he said "gladly"
and pulled out his 4 foot d**k
With babies still on it
Alakasam says:
With small children on it
Alakasam says:
And slowly ******** her
Whilst she made the weirdest orgasm face ever conceived
Arkaynine says:
awesome
Alakasam says:
which somewhat resembled birdo
Arkaynine says:
i bet it looked like this:
D<<
Deviursa says:
The small children went in and out gently
Alakasam says:
And they liked it
even though they were dead
Deviursa says:
and her vag grew and grew
as it absorbed the souls
Alakasam says:
Namely the souls of anyone she talked to
Arkaynine says:
like sam and Devon
Alakasam says:
i.e. these two awesome people named Sam and Dev
Deviursa says:
Suddnely
Sam and Devs souls BURST OUT
LIKE A FIRECRACKER OR SOME s**t
Alakasam says:
Like ryan's c**
Like ryan's c**
Deviursa says:
Or also like ryans j**z
and like ninjas
Said believe it
Alakasam says:
Or also like pirates
Deviursa says:
and wore orange
naturally
Alakasam says:
And had whiskers
Deviursa says:
BELIEVE IT
Alakasam says:
And then kay wanted to ******** Danny phantom
so she had ryan dress up like him
Deviursa says:
Becuase he was a total furfag
Alakasam says:
Whilst she dressed up like Tucker
And they got it on
hard
and slow
(because kay was tied up and in a woman suit)
Deviursa says:
While our heros watched
Namely Sam and Dev
Who are awesome btw
Alakasam says:
and recorded everything

Arkaynine has left the conversation.  

[Le Chapeau]

I creamed writing it
It was amazing
And a true story, guys.  

[Orphie]

I would have stayed to listen to read the rest but my computer froze.

That ending is better anyway.  

[snim]

hi gaiz  

[Raptorphobia]

Maquerelle

hi gaiz

Hai sexy you and orph should make more stories  

[MaverickDrifter]

Once upon a time there was a story created by three friends in an MSN orgy. The story was conprised of animu, other, and constant references to the p***s and v****a as well as the breasteses. After two installments, some Brit came and wrote in another part. He was later bitched out of the thread. Soon, the three friends gave up on the story to do other things (COFFCOFFORPHDOINWAINANDSAMANDNOMPUNKINGTHEENTIRECULT)

Feeling neglected, the story went on a drinking binge, contracted Gonorrhea, and slowly and painfully died in its sleep.

Da ends.  

[Nomega]

xBowserxChanx

Maquerelle

hi gaiz

Hai sexy you and orph should make more stories

:/ thanks  

[Orphie]

Nomega

xBowserxChanx

Maquerelle

hi gaiz

Hai sexy you and orph should make more stories

:/ thanks

no one loves you  

[Raptorphobia]

Orphie

Nomega

xBowserxChanx

Maquerelle

hi gaiz

Hai sexy you and orph should make more stories

:/ thanks

no one loves you

srry but there are no loves for you at all from me anyways nomegs  

[Nomega]

xBowserxChanx

Orphie

Nomega

xBowserxChanx

Maquerelle

hi gaiz

Hai sexy you and orph should make more stories

:/ thanks

no one loves you

srry but there are no loves for you at all from me anyways nomegs

sad