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 Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:55 pm
Kath is mistaken for a woman, and somehow becomes a part of the Amazons. They quickly notice his pingas, and viscerally murder him, but not before making him their sex slave for a day.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:57 pm
Wantcookie Kath is mistaken for a woman, and somehow becomes a part of the Amazons. They quickly notice his pingas, and viscerally murder him, but not before making him their sex slave for a day. Snoo Snoo
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:10 pm
Ziggy Stardust rams his spaceship into your house while you're inside it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:20 pm
I will transpose my dream death upon you. As an old woman you will have amassed a small fortune. You decide that it is time to write up a will leaving all your remaining money to your heir/favorite charity/hoes/insane dictator/whatever. You take some of your money to arrange a jet to take you on one last flight, then you will arrive at the place you want to die.
THEN YOU SPOT IT! Another plane is within range of your plane and you think. "This is it." You tell your pilot to get above them. Your pilot positions your plane exactly where you need to be and opens the rear cargo doors and you wheel your a** off the back, no parachute. You hurtle down at the other plane at a ridiculous speed and smash into the front of the plane. The impact of you and your wheelchair smashes the windshield, the pilot loses control and the plane goes plummeting towards the ground.
The next day you are not in the local obituaries. You make front page national headlines. Crazy Old Woman Tackles Airplane From Sky. Your flight crew recorded the whole thing and your awesome is remembered forever.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:33 pm
Owwin I will transpose my dream death upon you. As an old woman you will have amassed a small fortune. You decide that it is time to write up a will leaving all your remaining money to your heir/favorite charity/hoes/insane dictator/whatever. You take some of your money to arrange a jet to take you on one last flight, then you will arrive at the place you want to die. THEN YOU SPOT IT! Another plane is within range of your plane and you think. "This is it." You tell your pilot to get above them. Your pilot positions your plane exactly where you need to be and opens the rear cargo doors and you wheel your a** off the back, no parachute. You hurtle down at the other plane at a ridiculous speed and smash into the front of the plane. The impact of you and your wheelchair smashes the windshield, the pilot loses control and the plane goes plummeting towards the ground. The next day you are not in the local obituaries. You make front page national headlines. Crazy Old Woman Tackles Airplane From Sky. Your flight crew recorded the whole thing and your awesome is remembered forever. I love you Owwin. edit: You're walking through a graveyard when Thriller starts playing, Michael Jackson sticks his arm out of the ground, grabs your leg and pulls you down into the Earth. You either die from lack of Oxygen, have a heart attack, or MJ rips your head off. Let's go with that one.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:36 pm
I simply sent your avi out the way I would want to go. EDIT: I just did yours, so somebody else can. Skip me next poster.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:37 pm
Owwin I simply sent your avi out the way I would want to go. I'd totally tape it when it shows on W5 or the Passionate Eye.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:21 pm
Sucked into a jet engine turbine.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:34 pm
Topaz will die by waiting at the top of a 60 story building until somebody she really hates pulls up in a car. She times the jump perfectly. In a spectacular disregard for her own life, she dives off the side of the building and begins winding up a punch, she delivers the blow at 183 feet per second right on the top of the perpetrator's head, that is about 125 miles per hour, causing their skull and spine to explode and splitting the rest of them in half.
Topaz dies, but her body will be crystallized by awesome during the punch and will sit forever sticking from the ground with fist embedded in the earth as a testament to extreme a** kickers everywhere.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:53 pm
Owwin opens the cell door to one of his recent experiments to give it its daily shot of some unstable liquid, but the creature strikes at him, clawing at him and maiming Owwin's flesh.
Owwin shoots his tranq dart out of a hidden sleeve gun, and escapes, locking the door behind him.
Later, he feel his skin burn and his blood boils. He becomes engulfed in scales and metallic protrusions, and his eyes dialate. In th midst of his transformation, he grabs a mechanical backpack and rushes back to the Lab. He knows there is not much time left. He writes his final log and Emails the contents to an unknown lab far away. He then enters a code and starts a countdown...
He then opens the cell door and says " Hey ********, YOU AND ME. He engages in battle until the timer finally goes off, destroying everything in the lab including Owwin himself.
In another part of the world, a cryogenic door opens...
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:53 pm
Owwin Goes to work at the local Hosbital and waits for a paitent to roll into the ER. As he waits he lights up a cigarret.
"Why are you smoking in the Emergency room?" the Nurse asks motioning him to put it out. Owwin simply laughs as he takes in a huge gulp of air through the polluting filter of the cigarett. To his dismay the filter on the inside pops lose and he instead inhales a pile of smoldering tobacco leaves. as they make their way down his wind pipe they burn holes in it's lining making it impossible for him to breathe. His last words are
"Cause Gaia said it was bad...that's why I smoke"
(Owwin you made me die in such a cool way thankies *hugs* I tried to return the favor)
Edit: Darn you J!!!
J get's randomly impaled by a Tree falling from the sky.
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