Corrupt a Wish

[Saga Shadow]

You can now play the piano. However, every single piano you ever touch goes immediately out of tune.

I wish more people would post on http://averagecats.com so I can laugh a little more each day.  

[Hogosha neko]

The feline says...

Granted, but the site then goes offline.

I wish I could actually like myself.

....and means it.

 

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

you do then you fall in love with yourself, and become a self centered jerk X3

I wish that pie would fall from the sky-roof in the future-past  

[FabulousNerd]

.....What?...

Okay, what you said happens, and then the world becomes a barren desert.

I wish i didn't get sore when I worked out.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but then you work out too much and implode

I wish I hadn't had a dentist appointment this morning.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

you don't, but then you go to your next dentist appointment a month later to find out you had a horrible mouth desease that could have been prevented if you went to the first appoitment, and thus you don't get a cool little toy from the treasure chest.


7, yes thats my wish, 7 make of it what you will.  

[Saga Shadow]

7 is now the only number you can use. Every adress is now 7, every phone # is 7, and everyone's age is 7, no matter how old they look.

I wish I was using another OS besides Vista  

[Hogosha neko]

Granted, but is now Windows 3.0

I wish I was a girl =D (dont ask...)  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but you're on your period

I wish I could now go see Avatar in 3d  

[LordStripeyTail]

Granted, Mr. Blind Man.

I wish I wouldn't have been alone on New Year's.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, you were in a crowd so thick you couldn't push through to go to the bathroom and peed your pants.

I wish I had something interesting to do.  

[LordStripeyTail]

That happened to me once.. But I peed in a bottle x3 Ahh, White Sox World Series Rally. Awesome day.

Oh, granted. Your mum. c wut i did thar?

I wish I wasn't out of Dr Pepper Cherry =/  

[Saga Shadow]

You now have a near-unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper Cherry. No one else has any and you have to give it away to complete strangers

I wish we had a bathroom in the basement so I wouldn't have to go upstairs and pee.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

your dad then remodles the room your in to be a bathroom.

I wish I was on fire! 8D and was fireproof  

[Saga Shadow]

Okay, so you're on fire, and fireproof, but now nothing else is fireproof, so you burn down the whole world, except California, which was already burned down this summer. (lolz)

I wish people would actually comment on my artwork in the arenas so they can tell me why they think I deserve a 2/5 and the kid that draws like a 2 year old gets a 5/5. (THIS HAPPENS TOO MUCH! evil )