The Wish Game

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted, but the 2ce made you believe that the up is down and down is up so you are now forced to walk on your hands for eternity.

I wish I could fly...  

[John Obake]

One word. Jet engines. Well two words.
I wish I had a new game.  

[PyRoGeNiX]

Granted, but the game pulled you in and you were killed by zombies.

I wish I didn't have to walk to get cigs...  

[The-veganfeminist]

PyRoGeNiX

Granted, but the game pulled you in and you were killed by zombies.

I wish I didn't have to walk to get cigs...

Wish Granted.. your legs have now been mauled and reduced to stumps. You now roll to indulge your habit.

I wish I didnt have to pay for weed.  

[PyRoGeNiX]

Granted but now your forced to take huge black cocks every time you want to get high.

I wish I had some doritos.  

[The-veganfeminist]

Granted. Theyre extra spicey, and unhealthy. Your a** hurts for weeks with the runs

I wish I wore contacts instead of glasses  

[PyRoGeNiX]

Granted, your contacts have fused with your retinas and now you have infected eyeballs.

I wish I could go to Astroworld.  

[The-veganfeminist]

Granted. Assuming astroworld is space related, you go to a simulation machiene. And amongst the simulation you lose oxygen. You lived, but now youre partly paralyzed.

I wish I could sleep  

[Gin Angel]

Granted but you have a giant bump and your wearing different underwear.
I wish I had a slurpee.  

[John Obake]

You discover a new type of Scorpion that lives in Slurpee Machines. Your posthumously awarded a scientific achievement award an you're next of kin get to name the species.
I wish I had a slurpee.  

[xx Blitz]

Granted. But you forgot to ask for a straw. O:
I wish I had a pet rabbit.  

[The-veganfeminist]

Granted. You get to clean up its poop.

I wish my puppy would stop humping my stuffed whale.  

[John Obake]

Granted. Now he's humps you.
I wish I had another more onion rings.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Granted but you choke and die.

I wish time travel was real...  

[John Obake]

Granted, but now you go back in time and snag my onion rings and I'm ok then.
I wish I had some onion rings.