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 Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:47 am
"GWAR Theme" by GWAR
Gazing through that toothy maw
You could not conceive what I saw
In my land there is no sun
Oh honey my country there are no guns
Okay!
'Cause we are GWAR!
And we'll go far!
We've got guitars
We'll eat your car...
GWARGWARGWARGWAR!
Gazing through that toothy maw
You could not conceive what I saw
In my land there is no sun
In my country there are no guns
No!
'Cause we are GWAR!
And we'll go far!
We've got guitars
We'll go to war...
GWARGWARGWARGWAR!
Steel and leather, whips and chains
We've learned how to enjoy pain
Life in a cave ain't too roomy
Now only the penthouse will do me!!!!
'Cause we are GWAR!
And we'll go far!
We've got guitars
We'll go to war...
GWARGWARGWARGWAR!
Gwaaaaaaaaaaar! Gwaaaoooooooooooo! Ohhhooooohhhhhh! Gwa! Gwa! GWAAAAARRRRR!
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:49 pm
Three kittens curled up
Siblings in the Summer time
Wait 'til they awake
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:57 pm
"When real world hotel work merges with an NPC innkeeper in a poem lacking good rhyme and rhythm you're reading my writing"
Rock still
I stand
With pen
In hand
When you
Arrive
I come
Alive
Welcome to our humble inn
80 GP plus the tax
The king is paying for your room?
The have him send a GP fax
(along with a copy of his driver's license and a brief statement allowing us to charge his coffers for any of the bullshit you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO HAVE or you're gonna damn die)....(God forbid)
Breakfast is free
Just 80 GP
Plus tax
Have a bagel on me
Mind the hot tea
I said mind the hot
OH! OW! OW OW OW! You stinkin'...
Damn lucky I can't move my feet...
Now that I think about it...
How does this place stay neat?
Not like we have house keeping services...
Who washes the sheets? O.o
Morning sir!
How was your stay?
That's just awful
Well havagooday!
Have a fish head for the road
It's yesterday fresh
Coffee from the corner pail
Does wonders for the flesh e.e
Now you
Take leave
I'm left
To grieve
Two tone
All alone
NES
NPC
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:56 am
"Love and Loss" by Chalchiuitl (a.k.a Tonantzin)
"Don't worry, love.
I won't be gone long.
So in the meantime,
sing yourself a little song.
Pain is only temporary,
and death is only an illusion.
And here in death
you won't feel your contusion.
No worries, love.
And don't weap another sound.
'Cuz my soul can't bear it,
even when I'm not around.
I can't remember how I died,
or even what I've done.
It must have been loving you.
And I guess I had my fun.
Please don't cry, love.
I won't be gone for long.
So please, for me,
sing your precious little song."
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:40 pm
"Into The Shadows"
By Rathmostofar, aka Nathaniel Shadow
O Mother...O father...
Where hasth the light gone tonight...
Why does it wither...
It won't be here to hold me tight...
Bring it back to the shelter...
Please bring wrong back to right...
O sister...O brother...
Why did you let it shy away...
Where did you hide it forever...
Why did it have to be this way...
It's time to end this fever...
It's time to end this day...
O Angel...O Angel...
Come down from your guarded sky...
Fly down and cover the tearing well...
Let those who fear gently lie...
Come over all those who dwell...
It's time for them to die...
Dearest child...precious daughter...
This is what you have wrought...
The blood on your hands like water...
The family torn apart from once you fought...
Come back down to the land of the father...
Lay to rest in your earth you have sought...
Sleep now child...the blood is calm...
Let the earth return to embalm...
Vengeance is now yours...
For that...there is no recourse...
Once you fall...back into the shadows..."
((Best read in the slow voice of a possessed little girl twisted ))
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:34 am
Flames of air from a phoenix of green
Walk upon bridge, pass over stream
Sunrise at my back, still the sky is black
Soaking up everything I've seen
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:05 am
"Grasping Dry" by Rathmostofar, aka Nathaniel Shadow
"Tainted we are now...
Broken in the pains we know...
Cast the seeds to sow...
Blind in hate we are...
Slaves to the burning, still char...
Our feet break too far...
Welcome, stay today...
Fight the grace of the still day...
Bleed before we lay..."
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 4:53 pm
"Where is Zog?" by GWAR
WHERE IS ZOG!? x's 8
Where is Zog?
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
Where is Zog?
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
Where is Zog?
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me: Where the Hell is Zog?
Where is Zog?
Together we dove into oceans of war
Where is Zog?
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
Where is Zog?
Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle-barge
Where ever Zog is living I'm sure he's living large
On the world Scumdogia I first met General Zog
On his way from burning a Satanic Synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
He took them to The Emperor, he always did his duty
His battle cattle, bloated, bleeding, simply put spectacular!
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone unless you were Norwegian!
WHERE IS ZOG!? x's 8
I mounted the great Porno Cow!
And became a Scumdog
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the Captain's Log
FINALLY BROUGHT BEFORE ZOG!!!
He slathered me with piss
Draining his bladder took several years
And not did one drop miss!
And then his eyes fell upon mine
There came a Hellish glow
It wasn't love or hate, you see
It was, well, I don't know!
It was hard to win his praise despite each bloody victory
No matter how many I slew he always was a d**k to me
Nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk
The wars we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happend!
And Zog our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection
His battle skill, notorious, we always took direction
Zog we've searched the stars for you!
Your council we do crave
We must crush the one called Syn and make his serfs our slaves
We've crossed the very universe, traversed the great Star Field!
To find the one that we call Zog is cleaning... Our windshield?
*dialogue, Zog gets wasted*
"Baaaaaaaa-uuuuuur!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:35 am
Fields of Athenry by Dropkick Murphey's or your pick of many
By a lonely prison wall I heard a young girl calling,
"Michael, they have taken you away,
For you stole Trevelyan's corn,
So the young might see the morn.
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay."
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry
By a lonely prison wall,
I heard a young man calling,
"Nothing matters, Mary, when you're free
Against the famine and the Crown,
I rebelled, they cut me down.
Now you must raise our child with dignity."
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry
By a lonely harbor wall,
she watched the last star falling
As that prison ship sailed out against the sky,
Sure she'll wait and hope and pray,
for her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:12 pm
Do I only hate you?
By: Me
Every time I see you enter a room
My blood starts boiling
I tell you how I want to kick your a**
and you only laugh
Every single time we talk
You annoy me
BIG TIME
You are a big perv
you touch my arms
really weird-ish
but still even if you do all that
there's a side of me that feels
Different
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:49 pm
wanda2097 Do I only hate you? By: Me Every time I see you enter a room My blood starts boiling I tell you how I want to kick your a** and you only laugh Every single time we talk You annoy me BIG TIME You are a big perv you touch my arms really weird-ish but still even if you do all that there's a side of me that feels Different
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:59 pm
Anaithnid Miuil wanda2097 Do I only hate you? By: Me Every time I see you enter a room My blood starts boiling I tell you how I want to kick your a** and you only laugh Every single time we talk You annoy me BIG TIME You are a big perv you touch my arms really weird-ish but still even if you do all that there's a side of me that feels Different Interesting, what was the inspiration for this? Sorry if the poems sounds stupid D: well Im kinda expressing things that a friend of mine does to me and even though he makes my life impossible I started realizing that I dont completely hate him redface
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:02 pm
wanda2097 Sorry if the poems sounds stupid D: well Im kinda expressing things that a friend of mine does to me and even though he makes my life impossible I started realizing that I don't completely hate him redface
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:24 pm
Anaithnid Miuil wanda2097 Sorry if the poems sounds stupid D: well Im kinda expressing things that a friend of mine does to me and even though he makes my life impossible I started realizing that I don't completely hate him redface Hey no worries, I found it interesting. You have to love emotions when they do things like that to you. I have people like that in my life too. Thanks~! cat_3nodding
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:29 pm
wanda2097 Anaithnid Miuil wanda2097 Sorry if the poems sounds stupid D: well Im kinda expressing things that a friend of mine does to me and even though he makes my life impossible I started realizing that I don't completely hate him redface Hey no worries, I found it interesting. You have to love emotions when they do things like that to you. I have people like that in my life too. Thanks~! cat_3nodding Well if you had other stuff I would love to read it, and even critique via PM if you do not want everyone reading it.
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