Them Thar Wrasslin' ( Beat the cultie above you thread)

[Owwin]

Stop attacking me Kyro! You always attack me let somebody else!  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

Owwin

Stop attacking me Kyro! You always attack me let somebody else!

I'm scared it'll get buried or something so I keep posting *is distracted and pinned by owwin while apologizing*  

[Owwin]

xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx

Owwin

Stop attacking me Kyro! You always attack me let somebody else!

I'm scared it'll get buried or something so I keep posting *is distracted and pinned by owwin while apologizing*

No, I don't want your title by a simple pin. I am cooking up something special for you.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

In that case, I shall momentarily thieve the title from Owwin by means of a hot air balloon, a tub of lard, and the Chinese Gymnastics Team.  

[xX_Fiend_Xx]

I quote from Black Adder,

Quote:

Wise woman: 3 options are open to you, the first kill Bob.

Blackadder: Never.

Wise Woman: The second kill yourself.

Blackadder: erm no thanks.

Wise woman: The third is to make sure nobody ever knows.

Blackadder Thats sounds more like it, how do I do that.

Wise woman: Kill everyone in the whole world.

 

[MaverickDrifter]

I fly above Cookie's ballon, pop it, and send him flying Team Rocket style, then go and take the title as I fly away.  

[WylrPnufh]

*Fighting stance with sword*

--Digi flies too high for me to reach--

*Takes a bullet off of bullet belt, and hits it like a baseball, with the sword*

WylrPnufh wins.  

[MaverickDrifter]

WylrPnufh

*Fighting stance with sword*

--Digi flies too high for me to reach--

*Takes a bullet off of bullet belt, and hits it like a baseball, with the sword*

WylrPnufh wins.

*gets rescued by PETA and watches the members attack WYlr, then takes the belt*  

[Hero Maul]

 

[Decavolty]

Maul is Haitch, which is appropriate since they both like Maul-like objects.  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

*Bursts out of the window of a local burger place and beats down Decavolty with the food tray for the title*  

[Cabron the Swan]

*chases Kyro out of the food joint with a giant burger bazooka and drowns him in meat and condiments*

 

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

Returns covered in food and animal bite marks to give her a running power bomb into a dumpster full of old gym socks and unwashed jockstraps. TKO!  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

*d**k'd*  

[Cabron the Swan]

I make him sheriff of the town of Fagsville and discredit him through the tabloids until he gives up his title to me because all the paparazzi are cutting into his ******** time.