History Lesson of the Cult

[Hobo Scruffy]

Kuzodav

I'm pretty sure this isn't how it went, at all.

It's how it happened, Kuz; we never exsisted... sad  

[Owwin]

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> read(dickwars1)
> "Something terrible has happened. I don't know who started it, I arrived late. I would say too late, but there is nothing I could have done about it. Nothing natural or supernatural could have stopped it. It wasn't just a fight over a meme. It was a clash of egos. Egos so powerful that they very force of their will was palpable. If it were only one or two of them it could have been easily averted, but they were all caught. Humor had come into question. I have always found humor to be a force more powerful than any god, nation or race, but this moment defined my studies."

> read(dickwars2)
> "As far as I remember somebody started a meme. They made a spam thread with the word p***s in the title. Somebody else posted another that said dicks. The word nummy was thrown around. It is archaic now, but I believe it meant something along the lines of delicious. I guess I'll never know for sure, but what I do know is that there was backlash at these meme threads. Many people found that the blue humor of referencing male genitalia and the threat of the meme pushing their favorite threads down into that 'place from which no threads return' was not funny. They began making their own threads. The tension grew thick, and there came a storm without a calm. They fought, about dicks.

> read(dickwarsclosing)
> "It was a long time ago, and I should have wrote it down as it happened, but I was young then. Young and foolish. I have learned something though, we need to be careful. The internet has brought a new age to the flow of information, that coupled with anonymity can turn normal folks into total dickwads. I don't know who was to blame, I am not going to get into a moral debate, but what I do know is that in this day and age, the internet, even while the goal is humor, can be serious buisness."  

[Terara Drakon]

I would contribute, but what, I don't know.

Also, I'm breaking rules 4 and 6. ;__;
Well, not 6 currently. But I do it sometimes.  

[Orphie]

heh heh heh heh heh

sex  

[dragn99]

Hehehe.... homosexual gynecologist.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

I broke rule 9 of sexiness. D:

But my family over playing them, and they need to be stabbed.


I think whoever does the last story should decide who does the next one, and put them on the spot.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Funny, I've never broken a single Rule of Sexiness.
Especially 2. cool  

[Hero Maul]

OKAY

WAIT

OKAY

THERE WAS THIS CULT AND IT WAS SUPER LAME TO THE EXTREME.

THE BATHED IN THEIR OWN SORROW AND LOSER WATER

THEN SUDDENLY

BANG

THIS REALLY COOL DUDE FLIES IN ON HIS MOTORCYCLE/TACO STAND/THRONE

HIS NAME WAS

KING MAUL BADASS DUDESTEIN BROSEDIEN ******** THE EIGHTH (HE WAS SO AWESOME HE WAS HIS OWN HEIR 8 TIMES)

HE BROUGHT GLORY TO THE LAMEO CULT AND THEY SKATEBOARDED HAPPILY FOR FOREVER

cool True Story.  

[dragn99]

Maul's story has skateboarding and is therefore totally lame.  

[Hero Maul]

dragn99

Maul's story has skateboarding and is therefore totally lame.

Well, at least I'm not British.  

[l-Kriel-l]

Hero Maul

OKAY

WAIT

OKAY

THERE WAS THIS CULT AND IT WAS SUPER LAME TO THE EXTREME.

THE BATHED IN THEIR OWN SORROW AND LOSER WATER

THEN SUDDENLY

BANG

THIS REALLY COOL DUDE FLIES IN ON HIS MOTORCYCLE/TACO STAND/THRONE

HIS NAME WAS

KING MAUL BADASS DUDESTEIN BROSEDIEN ******** THE EIGHTH (HE WAS SO AWESOME HE WAS HIS OWN HEIR 8 TIMES)

HE BROUGHT GLORY TO THE LAMEO CULT AND THEY SKATEBOARDED HAPPILY FOR FOREVER

cool True Story.

THEN KRIEL CAME IN AND SAID ******** SKATEBOARDING AND BROUGHT VIDEO GAMES

ALL WAS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD  

[dragn99]

Hero Maul

dragn99

Maul's story has skateboarding and is therefore totally lame.

Well, at least I'm not British.

Neither am I. c**k off.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Argh, I want to contribute to this thread but I can't think of anything to write about. gonk  

[dragn99]

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