THIS IS MY ******** HOUSE.

[KeJoRo]

Oh no...not again...

*Has another acid trip*  

[Eumorpha]

PurpleGoddess123

I wasn't chosen to be a goddess...

HAHAHAHAHA I WILL BOMB YOUR HOUSE!!!! *Throws massive bomb into house

twisted

...i was already born one.

Marcus Dragonwolf

Wish I had a house. T.T

*sets fire to your house out of jealousy*

*sics the security system on the both of you*

Also... *points to dino* This
is the new master of the house.
I suggest you treat him well or
he'll eat your souls. biggrin biggrin biggrin  

[KeJoRo]

Has acid trip about dino.  

[Eumorpha]

Jeez, kid... you're on a lot of
LSD, aren't you?  

[KeJoRo]

I think I have acid instead of blood...

Sort of like the Xenomorph's from the Alien films, only more trippy and less burny.  

[NaniSeraphina]

IM CRASHING THISZ PARTY
WH..WHE...WHERE ISZ MI BEER  

[KeJoRo]

Ask Eumorpha...I'm just going to keep trippin' in the corner...

*Sees magical rainbow colours*  

[Eumorpha]

I thought I already decreed that
my house party is officially over,
and that all you drunk and high <******** need to sober up
and gtfo? This is now the home
of polite conversation, tea, AND <******** MONOCLES.  

[KeJoRo]

******** monocles? Are they different to regular monocles? If so, I'd rather not want to know what they are for...

*Puts on a top hat and monocle*

What ho? Where's the tea?  

[Eumorpha]

They're the best kind of monocle. wink

We're having Chai Tea. Cause that's
my favorite. And we can discuss
mystery novels. I just finished one
by Louis Bayard called The Black Tower.
It was about the possible survival of
Louis XVII. I rather liked it.

Has anyone else read anything note
worthy? biggrin  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Attack my pets!
*Thros the mouse,frog and penguin at your house.*
Now feed and poop all over it muahahahahaha!
Fear the power of my mismatched style!  

[Eumorpha]

Goddamm-- again with the house
ravaging? Out of my house, a*****e!
*sics the security robots on him and
his pets*

Geez, you try to have a little gentlemanly
conversation, and all the dregs of society
bubble up and think they can do whatever
they want! *nibbles on a tart*

Assholes..  

[Best Fapper Alive]

Aren't you spiked up XD.Sorry I couldn't resist saying that line."Attack my pets"*Calls his pets back*  

[KeJoRo]

What, what? What kind of devilry is this? The sending of pets to attack a house?

*Grumble, grumble*

*Sips tea*

Verily! This tea is sublime!

As for mystery novels, I believe I'm not much of a help. I much prefer fantasy and horror novels, such as those by Steven King. Yes. Quite.  

[Best Fapper Alive]

I decided to step back into dark wizard mode XD