Keelhaul that filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below
The laugh is haunting, deep and utterly chilling as it echoes through the long wide halls and into the main entrance
A shiver runs momentarily down your spine and you feel a sudden urge to run
But you don't
And he knows this
Padded footsteps this way cometh
Make that b*****d walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo Ho Ho