Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Girls Fall Like Dominoes]

becuz her dog killed me  

[44hrygydi]

'Cause she was dead because the dog from her previous marriage killed her. xD

Best I could think of. sweatdrop  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

because she ate my banana.  

[Girls Fall Like Dominoes]

BECAUSE SHE DRANK ME SODA  

[x-OhhThaliaa-x]

bcuz she was a hoe  

[44hrygydi]

Because she was half horse. o_o  

[x-OhhThaliaa-x]

bcuz i still dont kno wat gender they are  

[Sabaism]

Because I'm straight.  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

cus her tiger wanted to eat me  

[44hrygydi]

She turned the home into a zoo.  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

cuz she made the house flood.  

[Sabaism]

Cuz she was a nonbeliever  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because she kept sneaking into my garden and eating the forbidden fruit.  

[x-OhhThaliaa-x]

BCUZ THE POLICE MISTOOK HER FOR MARIJUANA AND SAID IF THEY SAW ME AGAIN WIT IT THEY WOULD TAKE ME TO JAIL  

[koolay0]

Because I Dont Want To Witness Of A Half Horse Half Human Child Being Born O_o