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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:40 pm
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I expect to see you on the news tommorow!
dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama Mom, I was using the bathroom before school, and...it got a little...messy...when I tried to flush, the toilet over flowed. While I attempted to get the toilet to stop spewing, some of the water knocked your favorite candle into those curtains that came from Great-great Gramma, catching them on fire. I got the water to stop, and get the water back in the bathroom, but by that time the whole house was on fire. I ran out, trying to save your favorite things. I got out, and set the stuff next to a tree. As it began to thunder and lightning, the tree fell down and crushed all of your stuff, including the elderly woman next door. I ran through the streets trying to get help, but just ended up causing the biggest car crash in the history of our town. Some how I ended up here, at this building. So that's why I'm not a school, and showed up at your workplace.
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 1:42 pm
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 1:49 pm
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 1:54 pm
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 2:32 pm
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That's nice, hon--wait, you had a brother?
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Look mom...last night I had a very bad dream, and you were this evil possessed witch with seven hundred heads and only one arm, and you had 14 legs and two mouths and you didn't even look like yourself. Before I woke up, this black necromancer with three eyes and a pitchfork told me the only way to dispel the evil spirit in your body was to stab you four times with four different silver knives. I didn't think I'd woken up already though, so I came down here to dispel the evil spirit and I couldn't tell you apart from the real evil witch and that explains why you have a knife in your head, throat, heart, and stomach. Except I didn't use silver knives, I used stainless steel, and if I'm not mistaken, stainless steel will suck out your soul and send you to Hell where you'll get raped by the Devil. At least, according to my very bad dream.
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:07 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:20 am
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