Gundam: Anathema's Followers (Accepting Profiles)

[Zahzi]

HK's cameras then went through the air at a very fast speed as the entire body was hit by a certain cane.
"What? A person can't watch mediocre stories without being interrupted?" The Gray Baron asked, the shotgun of the cane pointed at HK's head.

"Yeah, like that'll ever happen." Matt grunted, rolling his eyes.
"Your grandma deserves EVERY friggen word after how she's been acting for nearly twenty years!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...She's been at home with my Papa up until this war started..." Rachel blinked with confusion.

"...Here you go... Sir..." HK growled, slowly turning around and presenting the crate to the Gray Baron, ignoring the gun and his question. And the ********... By the way, 'Lost' ends horribly. Quit now while you can."  

[Zahzi]

"Oh you think, do ya?" Matt said, his eye twitching.
"She wasn't here literally, but she'd order us around just the same like the b***h SHE IS!!" he yelled the last part loud enough for Lady to hear.

"Already over." Gray grunted walking over to the crate and picking it up with one arm.
"...Now...What is this?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?!" Rachel hissed, clamping a hand down over his mouth.

"A present, from Gillian Brahn." HK grunted.
"Demi Brahn was worried you'd treat Rachel Brahn as you did her - as a source of entertainment. So Gillian has collected EVERY movie and TV series made between the last war and now for you to watch so there's no issues with Rachel.
"Oh. And about fifty boxes of your favorite popcorn. A cola would have been added, but we ran out of room. Plus the flavor would have gone away by now..."  

[Zahzi]

"Ehh, I ought to be dead by now anyways." Matt said, taking her hand away from his mouth and rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, apparently your granny is an old wussy who only knows how to remove people like me through trivial means."

The Gray Baron looked from HK to the crate before setting it down and opening it.
He then began to dig through it.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...I'm going to take that as a yes..." Rachel sighed heavily, slumping over.

HK merely waited, standing aside as he watched Gray dig through the crate.  

[Zahzi]

"The hell is wrong with you!?" Matt barked before looking ahead.
"Oh look....It's Gray and the bucket of bolts..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...The Bucket of Bolts is HK..." Rachel sighed, before looking towards them.

"Uhm... Mr. Gray Baron... Sir..." She nervously laughed, slowly letting go of Matt and walking towards him. "Are.. Are you liking my father's present so far..?"  

[Zahzi]

"Doubtful~"

"Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it..." Gray said, throwing things out of the crate.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...But... But...." Rachel whimpered.

"...It's... It's every sho--"

"He knows..." HK sighed heavily, watching Gray dully.  

[Zahzi]

By now the entire crate had been emptied. He was now staring at the final box.
"SCORE!"


"Ehh...That'll last for a day..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Ah! You've never seen Zombie Land..? ........I must say, I'm shocked." HK commented, staring at Gray.

Rachel's then slowly began to twitch.
"No... No way... That's impossible!"  

[Zahzi]

"We're talking about a guy who does nothing but sit on his a** and watch s**t forever until he's needed...Which hasn't happened in twenty years." Matt said with his eye twitching before ducking.

...Because the cane nearly took off his head.

"...Anyway..." Gray grunted.
"This will last three hours."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...The war has been going on for about three though..." Rachel blinked, not even bothering to duck as the cane didn't come very close to her.  

[Zahzi]

"He's been on his a** for those three was well!"