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 Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 11:44 pm
Why 6 afraid of 7? cuz 789!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!! get it? 7 ate 9?
and another joke what the rug said to the floor? HangON i got u cover! HAHAHA
another What do people call pig learns karate? PORKCHOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:55 am
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:53 am
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 8:28 am
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 2:00 pm
THERE WAS A 3 STORY BUILDING. . .
ON THE 3RD FLOOR A MAN WAS JUGGLING KNIVES
ON THE 2ND FLOOR A MAN WAS GETTING READY TO DO HIS BUSINESS(~PISSSSS~)
ON THE FIRST FLOOR A MAN WAS SELLING PICKLES
LATER ON THE MAN JUGGLING KNIVES DROPPED ONE AND IT FELL OF AND CUT THE MAN'S PEANUTS OFF ON THE 2ND FLOOR
THAT THING FELL INTO A JAR ON THE FIRST FLOOR, IN THE JAR WERE ACTUAL PICKLES
THE SALESMAN CLOESD THAT JAR AND A MAN BOUGHT IT
HE HAD A COMMENT AFTER. . . . HE LOVED THE PINK SQUISHY ONE!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:22 pm
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:24 pm
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:35 pm
This made me laugh.
http://s2.noelshack.com/uploads/images/8817512920524_5.jpg
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:30 pm
Demonic Dreamer1 WOW!
ALL OF THOSE ARE REALLY BAD! shut the crap up, you got no sense of humor, if you didn't like them, then you could've kept your opinion to yourself, let the person who made the forum decide. rolleyes rolleyes confused confused confused rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:07 pm
There Are Six People, A Cashier, HIs BOss, Three Customers, And A Thief. The First Customer Walks In. He Asks The Cashier: ''what are you selling?'' THe Cashier Answers: ''NO Idea.'' His BOss Comes In Saying: ''NO YOU IDIOT, SAY TOMATOES''. The First Customer leaves after buying some. The Second Comes In Asking: What Are YOu Selling?'' The Cashier Now Replies: ''TOMATOES'' Then The Customer Asks. ''Are They Fresh?''. Cashier, ''NO IDEA''. Boss Comes IN Again Saying. ''Idiot, Say Yes, Yes Very Fresh.''Second Customer Buys SOme And Leaves Passing The Third Customer. The Question.''What Are You Selling And ARe They Fresh?'' Cashier Answers Correctly. Question.''Should I Buy Them`'' Answer,''NO IDEA'' BOss Comes In, ''I ishoudl Fire You. Say Yes And Do It NOw Because NOone Else Will OTherwise.''A Day Later A Thief Comes IN HOlding Up A Gun.'' Whats In The Cash Register?'' He Asks. Cashier Replies. ''Tomatoes.'' The Thief Gets Angry.'' Are You Being Fresh With Me?'' He Asks. Cashier: ''yes Yes Very Fresh.'' Thief Gets Pissed Off And Yells. ''im Going to kill you now and take the money.'' And The Last Sentece The Poor Cashier Said Was.Yes And Do It NOw Because NOone Else Will OTherwise.
YOu Can Think What Happend Next.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 1:25 am
the middle one made me laugh so hard it made me cry and pee lol, love it!
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:10 pm
O......k looks like we gotta call in the heavy artillery ^^
and thats ME!!! ^_~
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:25 pm
OK so a little girl in a skirt was playing outside one day and little billy came up and said to her if you do a cartwheel ill give you 5 dollars.
So the little girl was soooo happy she did a cartwhell and even though the little boy began to giggle a bit, she shrugged it off and ran straight home to tell her mom about her great fortune.
She said MOMMY, MOMMY i got five dollars by just doing a cartwheel for little billy.
The mom was apaulled and said dont you know all little billy wants is to see your panties!!!
So learning her lesson the next day she was playing out side with her skirt on again and little billy came along and said ill pay you 10 dollars if you do 2 cartwheels for me.
So the little girl eagerly took the 10 dollars and did the 2 cartwheels.
The little girl ran all the way home to tell her mom her double great fortune. when she reached home she told her mother what she had just done.
her mother said Whats wrong with you didnt i tell you he just wanted to see your panties
The little girl laughed and told her mom DONT WORRY MOM i wasnt wearing any panties!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:34 pm
Carolina says...
Little Lucy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Lucy, who created the universe?" When Lucy didn't stir, Little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty! " shouted Lucy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Lucy fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Lucy, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Lucy didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Lucy and the teacher said, "Very good," and Lucy fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Lucy a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin. This time Lucy jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."
 
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:44 pm
BLAH Im very poor and Since my mom was fried chicken im half chicken half human I decided since I cant pay the health bills for my mom, since people keep biting her I need da monay...
OMG OMG I ran into a stupid wall blocking into my way to this place where you go duck hunting. AND guess what! im artificial o.o........................ Anyways my random non-sense Lemme give you my speech not to eat fried chicken ok listen carefuly this speech is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long so stay off the streets and dont talk to hobos!!!! GOODNIGHT LOS.. (dont know how to spell the rest sweatdrop ....) TEAXAS! mrgreen 4laugh rofl talk2hand talk2hand
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