The upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

[ranith_45]

Nora Darsha

gohst13

Where I live we definately embrace our right to bare arms. My uncle owns about 47 guns, and I know how to shoot all of 'em. We have three dogs that would try to kill anything if we let them, and if that doesn't work.... I'm holding up in a CostCo stare

Now if only you lived in alaska you'd be set XD

there by making me set xp. But also tired of ulu's  

[ranith_45]

John Obake

ranith_45

I live in Alaska
have hella guns
a german shepherd
a 400 arctic cat atv
and bubblegum cigarettes.
i will last

Honestly considering Zombies freeze well (Not the best flavor of otter pop) your's probably the best plan I heard yet. Welcome Back by the way.

why thank you sir, tWas a pleasure. And considering the fact that I eat otter pops in droves
this apocalyse will be more like the
a-popsickle-lypse!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEAH!!!  

[Rusty Obrien]

Out_of_control57

Rusty-BlackFord

after many hours of killing zombies in games and watching hundreds of zombie movies I think I could lead my friends and family to survival.

not that I personally HAVE supplies but after it hits they would be easy enough to get. i have a few baseball bats to get me started.

provided they are not fast moving i should be ok. if they are id need to re-plan.

Same here, the only probelm is working your way up the weapons ladder xp

yeah but real life will have s**t all over the place not few and far between like that damn capcom game that gives you 8 slots and not enough ammo...  

[HatelessHeart]

Nora Darsha

gohst13

Where I live we definately embrace our right to bare arms. My uncle owns about 47 guns, and I know how to shoot all of 'em. We have three dogs that would try to kill anything if we let them, and if that doesn't work.... I'm holding up in a CostCo stare

Now if only you lived in alaska you'd be set XD

Maybe so.... I find it wierd though that I would need to travel that far though... I have everything I would need right here.  

[rak999]

Meh, i'm prepared for nuclear holocaust....i think i'd be prepared for some brain-eating mongrels...  

[Caboosers]

That Shroomin Stoner

I keep zombie make-up on me at all times because you never know when you need to blend in. Zombies don't eat zombie brains. ^^

That won't help at all. You have to smell like the dead to be ignored. Looks aren't that important, but they do help. Zombies know the smell of their friends and foes.  

[John Obake]

I need Some more anti-zombie weapons man. the fuzz took my others. Maybe I'll pick some up in march.  

[Fire 0ak]

Oh to be zombie lunch in springtime..  

[Riven Larustaki]

John Obake

Many of you are aware that our days are numbered and any minute now could be the outbreak that ends us ******** all but how many of you have plans?
I live in a place that I specifically chose for Defense against the undead hordes. It's the top story of a house and we have a bridge you actually have to cross to get to our door. My backstairs are rickety and unsafe. Basically I'm pretty well fortified here compared to most of the huddled masses.
So what Zombie Defenses have you set up?

Although I doubt that a Zombie Apocalypse will occur in any foreseeable future I have planned to take up refuge in a well stocked Sam's Club and only travel out when necessary.

Sam's club has enough generators already hooked up to supply for loss of electricity until such a time I care to venture to the pumps located just outside the building to fuel the shelf of backup generators I will have strategically set up on a time release system with a major shut down during the evening.

Also I would ensure that before the alleged Apocalypse I would route a group of Sam's club delivery trucks to the store where I would be residing to extend my supplies thus reducing the need to move sooner rather then later.

I would create a through barricade blocking off every entrance containing multiple layers and many levels of traps. Accounting for an average height one of the main out of building defenses would be horizontal swinging pendulums set on magnetic fields with area motion sensors and oppositional magnetic that push the pendulums back to the original point.
There is so much more detail I can go into but it would take a lot of time!  

[lea florens]

Well....seeing that I took up some regular exercise again....I could...run away?  

[Dea Ex]

If a zombie apocalypse came, I'd be chow. Unless I managed to kill myself first...
It's all because I live in a suburb next to a city. No matter where I ran, I'd only find more zombies!
sweatdrop

 

[Mutant Headcrab]

It entirely depends on what sort of zombies we're dealing with.

If it's Night of the Living Dead style, then not only will I survive, but I bet the zombie apocalypse only lasts a day at most.

If they're Return of the Living Dead style, then I'd say I'd be pretty screwed.

If they happen to be Dawn of the Dead remake style, then I might as well just give up.  

[Akakia Blossom]

I keep a bag of canned goods and water by the front door, I also have a sword. Guns are awesome but eventually the bullets will run out. Swords last for as long as you take care of them.

Also random daggers stare  

[Megapixel Hero]

Depends on how fast they can move.

Sometimes in movies they are portrayed as completely ignorant hungry driven creatures who come at you at the speed of a snail. Everyone, with the exception of the occasional tank top wearing blonde girl, lives.

Other movies portray them as intelligent blood thirsty beings who learn to use modern weaponry and run like a track athlete. Everyone except the extremely lucky dies.