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 Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:04 pm
The pirate black beard said "Raise the sails" and those in the floor below were left without light razz .
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:19 am
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2010/03/english-mastar.jpg
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/milk-chocolat.jpg
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pee-park.jpg
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Xxcrazy in love with u xX
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:46 pm
there was a brunette a Blondy and a redhead. they wanted their wish to be granted. then there was a fairy and the fairy said they have to jump to the other side of the cliff. the brunette wanted to become a whale so she jumped off and became a whale. she had swam away. the redhead wanted to become a bird and she did. she had flew away. then the blondy wanted to become a tiger and she ran so she can jump to the other side. she had tripped and had said "s**t" she became s**t and flew down into the water.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:56 pm
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ 
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:12 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:25 pm
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
a guy jumps in a mud puddle.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
that guy takes a bath with Bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the guy next door! =)
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:14 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:25 pm
MY BRAIN NO GET AWAY FROM MY TACO STAY AWAY NO MY PIGGY THE TV FELL MY NOSE THE I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTTER MAN WATEREDED MY GOD GODZILLAS WEARING A TOTO MY CIMINIMINIM THATS WAT SHE SAID SPAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY NOSE IS A HAPPY LITTLE MONKEY WOULD YOU LIKE A PIE NO MY CRACKERSPIT BATMAN STAY AWAY FROM MY TACO OR YOU PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:35 pm
I post picture.......................  
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:56 am
Mr. president
yes MICHELE!
uhh i am here to tell you about the new leader of china
GO ON MICHELE
well as you can see Heu became the president of china ( note: Heu sounds like who )
WELL IM THE ONE ASKING RIGHT MICHELE
thats right mr. president Hei became the president of china
AHH god damnit MICHELE IM ASKING WHO IS!!!!
Heu is.
Michele!!!!
Hei
WHOS THE PRESIDENT!!
Heu
IM ASKING
Heu
TELL ME WHO THE LEADER IS
Heu
AHHH NVM OH LOOK MICHELE I GOT THE NAME AND ITS Heu.
srry sir who is it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:58 am
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
- 'Cause his mum threw a fridge at him!
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Xxcrazy in love with u xX
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:45 am
also-watch how to be ninja and the SHAMWOOHOO!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
also watch top 60 black ghetto names!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:24 pm
Q: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and a tooth fairy walked down the street and saw a $100 dollar bill. who picked it up?
A: The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist.
another joke!
a blonde walks into a appliance store and ask the manager "can i buy this tv?" and he answered: "no, your a blonde" so she went to a barber and dyed her hair red, then came back and asked the manager again, "can i buy this tv?" and he again said "no your a blonde" so she went back to the barber and shaved all her hair off.
she came back and asked "CAN I BUY THE TV?" and he said "no your a blonde" and she said "i dyed my hair red and shaved it all off, how do you still know i'm a blonde?" and he answered "because that's not a tv, that's a toaster"
ANOTHER JOKE!
3 boys where riding there bikes down the street.
the 1st boys name was shut up, 2nd boys name was manners, and the 3rd boys name was poop. so as they were riding, poop got hit by a car. so the car stopped and talked to shut up. "what's your name?" he asked shut up. "shut up" said shut up. "where are your manners!" the man asked. "over there, picking up poop!" shut up answered
ONE MORE JOKE AND I'M DONE (i think)
this is going to be a short joke:
there is a bar in a forest that owns a magic mirror that if you tell a lie it sucks you in. a brunette walks in the bar and walks over to the mirror and says "i think i'm the prettiest woman in the world" and she got sucked in. a redhead walked in the bar and walked over to the mirror and says "i think i'm the prettiest woman in the world" and she got sucked in. then a blonde walks into the bar and walked over to the mirror and said "i think........." and she got sucked in.
HOPE YOU LIKED THE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pick me!)
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:40 pm
Once my cat zippy got scared b/c of the shadow of my tree. he jumped started to slide on the kitchen floor bumping into the cabinet b/c of our kitcehn floor mean while this scared my other cat and he ran and slipped down our step.
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