Ask Kaiba and/or Atem

[JuokasKurvas]

Well, I think you are at least a little not good. As for evil, I could help you there, I'm marvelous at evil. twisted  

[Ghilani Surana]

Really?!?!? biggrin Please teach me! whee  

[JuokasKurvas]

Ok grasshopper.

Lesson #1: Never care what anybody thinks exempting yourself.  

[Ghilani Surana]

m'kay...makes sense.*paying attention, something I rarely do in school*  

[JuokasKurvas]

Very good grasshopper.

Lesson #2: I SAID STOP CARING!!!

Lesson #3: If you assume a fake name, transition so as to have everyone believe that is your really name. Fake names look like you are trying to hard, as if you can't back up your evilness all on your own.

Lesson #4: Pick your friends wisely, pick your enemies even more wisely. And never use emotion to influence decisions in relation to other people. Cool hard logic, calculated manipulation and smart planning all the way.  

[Ghilani Surana]

Okay!*nods*  

[JuokasKurvas]

Lesson #5: Start every day with a big bowl of Yuugi-Os...EVERYDAY! Miss even one day and it's over!!!  

[Ghilani Surana]

*nods* 'kay, and kill my siblings if they try to steal any of it?  

[JuokasKurvas]

Yes, that is most definitely important. But you must kill them slowly, with a long, drawn out, and convoluted plan that gives them a myriad of opportunities to escape.  

[Ghilani Surana]

Okay...=)  

[JuokasKurvas]

DO NOT FORGET THE OPPORTUNITIES! That is very important. Like you should set up an elaborate trap and then go away for awhile. But don't watch them, or maybe have one inept guard who'd be easily over powered watch them. That's very important.  

[Ghilani Surana]

Like in a Saw movie?  

[JuokasKurvas]

Hahaha, no, actually Jigsaw was very observant to his victims. There were just way too many deaths, that wasn't sheer evil villain, that was homicidal mania! No no, I'm thinking more like Dr. Evil in Austin Powers. Get some sharks with laser beams, tie your victims up, station an inept grunt. Yea, that'll lead to much success on your part.

Or wait...which are we going for here, evil villain or successful criminal? Those aren't exactly the same thing. The former is usually much more fun and much more sexy, but not exactly victorious. Do you want to be sexy, or do you want to win?  

[Ghilani Surana]

In it to win it!
Wait, aren't I supposed to not care about this type of thing? confused
Oh. well! Oh well....Now all I need are evil and incompetent goonies... twisted  

[JuokasKurvas]

Haha, exactly! Except they should be less attractive than you. Except for maybe one whose about equally attractive, but has very poor fashion sense so that you still end up on top. Note you should be very comfortable with this lackey, as inevitably a random fan base shall run around slashing the pair of you. razz