Corrupt a wish!

[Lucky-Emi]

granted, but it is also hailing the size of mini-vans xp

i wish i didnt have technologic stuck in my head  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but then flies start buzzing in your ears instead

I wish my knee wasn't hurting...again  

[Lucky-Emi]

granted but now your foot hurts

i wish i could seperate truth from fiction sad  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but you get shoved into another reality.


I wish I had a white chocolate hershey bar...I have been craving those lately. They're so yummy...but alas, gotta keep the sweet consumption to a minimum!  

[Lucky-Emi]

granted, but then i steal it blaugh

i wish i would not sing the parodies of songs when i want to sing the real version  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but you're off key while you sing


I wish I could make up my mind what to do with my avi  

[Lucky-Emi]

granted, but to everyone else it totally sucks. but thats not so bad, because a true artist need not please others, but himself. or something along those lines.

i wish i could think of something to wish for  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but now you can't think of what to say


I wish I had more flowers to plant  

[Lucky-Emi]

granted, but you are allergic to them

i wish i didnt have such a crappy memory  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but then your eyesight goes poor


I wish I had more gold to buy the item I am questing!  

[Lucky-Emi]

granted, but then you get hacked

i wish i had all the warriors books  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted. but all the pages are glued together


I wish I had a good book to read  

[Kyo the III]

Shadows-shine

I wish I had a good book to read

Granted but when you got to the climax of the book it burst in to flames.
I Wish to be able to dance awesomely.  

[0-Veritas_Lux _Mea-6]

Granted!! You dance so great that you become extremely famous...but you realize that you realy hate it.

I wish my parents would trust me more.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted but you end up losing your shoes.


I wish the laundry would fold itself.