Gifted

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

hmm i accept

hands revolver  

[The Furry Poet]

*Click* empty damn
I give you the revolver  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

*click* ******** it 2 u  

[The Furry Poet]

*Bang* Son of a b..
falls dead to floor
gives you my dead body  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I GIVE YOU MY PITY  

[The Furry Poet]

I reject your Pity
i give you a hole to the underworld *Places under your feet* perfect  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH MY LIFES ALREADY A HELL

I JUMP IN WILLINGLY  

[Ask Jappleack]

i give you super spy gadgets aluminum foil and a jar of lubricant.  

[The Furry Poet]

Lolz
I give you a pet rock  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

I got a rock... awesome! *Dramatic pause* Hey!!

I give you my bread.  

[The Furry Poet]

Mmm bread
I give you this*Drumroll* a COOKIE the size of a raccoon  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

******** AWESOME

I GIVE YOU A MOLDY CAKE  

[Ask Jappleack]

i give the moldy cake inside some of your mothers underwear with your aunts dentures in the cake with your cousins bubble gum in the with soem of your pets hair in the gum to you.  

[MR HIGH COMMAND]

yes i get it awesome

I GIVE U ETERNAL LIFE  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Ha! Your gift is wasted, as I already had that! > biggrin

I give you a poem:

cardinals are red
robins are blue
life's a b***h
and so are your shoes! rofl