The Wishing Well

[ventera]

Wish granted but he then Runs for president then wins and then throws you into jail for not doing his work.

Oh great and powerful well, Please let my guitar playing skills advance  

[Kleopatra Selene]

Wish granted, but you become so good that you become a star and grow famous and become so depressed that you jump out a window and die. LOL.
O Great and Wondrous and Magical and All-Around Great Wishing Well, please make my dad happy.  

[eskimo kissses]

Wish granted, but he is only happy because for some reason unknown you were kidnapped by a band of flying pigs in sparkly tutus.
Oh great and powerful wishing I wish to be the winner of America's Next Top Model wink .  

[Coral Andrews]

Granted, but you win nothing.

Oh great and powerful wishing well, please make this pencil taste better.  

[eskimo kissses]

Wish granted but after chewing it too much your tongue is covered with tiny painful splinters that that 4 hours to get out.
Oh great and powerful wishing well please let me star in a rated pg 13 ,5 star movie.  

[ventera]

Wish granted But It Was A Horror Movie And You Died In The Making Because Of Some Unknown Accident

Oh great and powerful, Please get me some more cup noodle, Not beef flavor tho :L  

[Radio Arctic]

Wish Granted but they turn into worms.
Oh great and powerful wishing well, give me $999,999,999  

[eskimo kissses]

Wish granted but when you were walking around at a mueseum and and you bumped into $999,998 vase and it craked into over a thousand tiny pieces.So you were charged $999,998 to have it fixed and managed to keep a $1 but then when a strong gust of wind blew by it was carried away and was found by some hobo.
Oh great and powerful wishing well, please grant me the ability to read minds.  

[ventera]

Wish granted but everyone is thinking crap about you and you get so sad and hang yourself...

Oh great and powerful, I wish my arm would crack.