Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Okay!" Valarie chimed, running back up the stairs to a bathroom.

"Valarie, no running on the stairs!"

"Okay!"

"She never listens to you, Dad.." Isaac grunted, also running up the stairs.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" Henry barked, before he looked back at Jack on his way out.

"Oh. Jack. Please don't put them in the trash. I like the new garbage man and don't want him running away like the last one."  

[Zahzi]

"Taking them to the city dump after the kids are at school..." Jack replied, shutting the door behind him.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Ah, good." Henry nodded, just as the kids ran back down the stairs and to the garage/hanger.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!"

"Bye Daddy! Love you!" Valarie called out, ignoring her father's yells.

"Lighten up Dad!" Isaac threw in before he left.

"...Gonna drown that boy..."  

[Zahzi]

Jack watched them come into the hangar, closing the trunk of his Mustang.
"In the car."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Shotgun." Isaac grunted, already climbing into the passenger seat.

"Aw.." Valarie whined. "I wanted to sit there."

"You're too little. If the air bags go off you're dead, and Dad will cry and probably kill himself. Now get in the car."

With a pout, Valarie reluctantly climbed into the backseat directly behind the driver's.  

[Zahzi]

"Besides, your brother is having a conniption about tardiness..." Jack grunted, getting in the driver's seat.
"...Seatbelts."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I don't want detention!" Isaac growled as he put on his seatbelt. "Do you have any freaking clue what it's like?!"

Valarie had already begun putting on her seatbelt, and was ready by the time Jack growled for them.  

[Zahzi]

"Ever been in a Middle Eastern country in a Sniper's position, not able to move for four days and only enough food to last two?" Jack asked as he began to drive.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Don't care. DRIVE."  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah, that's what I thought." Jack replied, reaching over and flicking Isaac on the nose. He continued to drive, towards the nearest fast-food restaurant first.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh come on." Isaac groaned, more out of annoyance than he did pain. "What the Hell was that for?!"  

[Zahzi]

"Mainly because you're being you..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"That hardly seems fair! You never do this s**t to Valarie!"  

[Zahzi]

"She seems to be much smarter than you."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"She's in second grade!"