O Woe is Me Thread

[Phanaridie]

chubby_choco

...and now we probably have to give her back. crying

She's a big soft sweetie-pie, but she's not meant for our yard. Our dogs don't like her and she's ALWAYS trying to escape.

Yeah. She didn't understand why she was there. And she wanted to be with me. I found that out when I saw her today. She nearly killed me with lovin'.  

[sabre_sword]

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk  

[Phanaridie]

sabre_sword

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk

Oh my gosh! Not the D word!? That's terrible! My dentist pets me like I'm some sort of puppy. It's kinda weird. But it's better than my last dentist who was always yelling at me.  

[sabre_sword]

Phanari

sabre_sword

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk

Oh my gosh! Not the D word!? That's terrible! My dentist pets me like I'm some sort of puppy. It's kinda weird. But it's better than my last dentist who was always yelling at me.

Ah. Phew. I survived. But I have to go next month too. gonk . My dentist is a scary old man who hit me when I bit him. gonk  

[Phanaridie]

sabre_sword

Phanari

sabre_sword

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk

Oh my gosh! Not the D word!? That's terrible! My dentist pets me like I'm some sort of puppy. It's kinda weird. But it's better than my last dentist who was always yelling at me.

Ah. Phew. I survived. But I have to go next month too. gonk . My dentist is a scary old man who hit me when I bit him. gonk

Biting the dentist??? Kinky......... domokun  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

Phanari

sabre_sword

Phanari

sabre_sword

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk

Oh my gosh! Not the D word!? That's terrible! My dentist pets me like I'm some sort of puppy. It's kinda weird. But it's better than my last dentist who was always yelling at me.

Ah. Phew. I survived. But I have to go next month too. gonk . My dentist is a scary old man who hit me when I bit him. gonk

Biting the dentist??? Kinky......... domokun

i have a couple dentists..the one that does the oral surgery creeps me the ******** out though...i mean hes a nice guy but nice in the way a rapists is nice...like a creepy nice...i dont know i jst could fit him as someone that would jack off to naked babies or something...really creepy mother ******** i had to be put to sleep so they could hammer out an impacted tooth i had...i didnt want to be asleep in a room with that guy but i had no choice...  

[Phanaridie]

Platinum_Behemoth252

Phanari

sabre_sword

Phanari

sabre_sword

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk

Oh my gosh! Not the D word!? That's terrible! My dentist pets me like I'm some sort of puppy. It's kinda weird. But it's better than my last dentist who was always yelling at me.

Ah. Phew. I survived. But I have to go next month too. gonk . My dentist is a scary old man who hit me when I bit him. gonk

Biting the dentist??? Kinky......... domokun

i have a couple dentists..the one that does the oral surgery creeps me the ******** out though...i mean hes a nice guy but nice in the way a rapists is nice...like a creepy nice...i dont know i jst could fit him as someone that would jack off to naked babies or something...really creepy mother ******** i had to be put to sleep so they could hammer out an impacted tooth i had...i didnt want to be asleep in a room with that guy but i had no choice...

Like Count D's dentist in Petshop of Horrors.
Dentist: ::shortly after stripping down into kinky leather bid-suit:: Don't worry, Count, I'll be sure to use lots of novicane this time.
D: No thank you, I'd much prefer not being held helpless to your mercy, this time.  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

Phanari

Platinum_Behemoth252

Phanari

sabre_sword

Phanari

sabre_sword

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dying I'm dead. X.X I have to go to the....dentist. gonk I'm mortally afraid of my dentist. I REALLY don't want to go there. gonk Even if I survive this visit, I have to go next month too. Don't mourn my passing, instead celebrate my life. -choke- gonk

Oh my gosh! Not the D word!? That's terrible! My dentist pets me like I'm some sort of puppy. It's kinda weird. But it's better than my last dentist who was always yelling at me.

Ah. Phew. I survived. But I have to go next month too. gonk . My dentist is a scary old man who hit me when I bit him. gonk

Biting the dentist??? Kinky......... domokun

i have a couple dentists..the one that does the oral surgery creeps me the ******** out though...i mean hes a nice guy but nice in the way a rapists is nice...like a creepy nice...i dont know i jst could fit him as someone that would jack off to naked babies or something...really creepy mother ******** i had to be put to sleep so they could hammer out an impacted tooth i had...i didnt want to be asleep in a room with that guy but i had no choice...

Like Count D's dentist in Petshop of Horrors.
Dentist: ::shortly after stripping down into kinky leather bid-suit:: Don't worry, Count, I'll be sure to use lots of novicane this time.
D: No thank you, I'd much prefer not being held helpless to your mercy, this time.

that strikes a key in my memory...i think i saw that...i think...nope its gone...oh well...  

[sabre_sword]

Or like the freaky dentist from Little Shop of Horrors.

Guy in the chair: "Now do it now. While he's gasing himself to a palpurble(?) stupor the timing's ideal and the moment is super to ready and fire and blow this sick b*****d away! Now for the girl, now for the plant, now yes I will! But I can't."

Dentist: "Don't be fooled in I should giggle like a sappy happy dope it's just the gassss. It's got me highhhh."  

[Phanaridie]

Platinum, Petshop is a manga. Unless you saw something LIKE it, you can only read that scene. Tragically, the dragon episode was never turned into an anime. It was a good episode.  

[ZerimarObon]

I'm freaking tired! *falls on keyboard, asleep* ag dfas; hhgsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
adgssssssssaaa  

[Phanaridie]

I didn't sleep all of Sunday night. I spent the day very very manic.  

[sabre_sword]

ZerimarObon

I'm freaking tired! *falls on keyboard, asleep* ag dfas; hhgsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
adgssssssssaaa

Psssst! Zee! Psssssst!


WAKE UP!  

[Phanaridie]

Wakey wakey!  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

its almost 7am i have yet to be to bed...and for some reason my d**k hurts....but i havent masturbated in a while...so i dont know why it would hurt...maybe i should do that...nah....too tired...i guess im gonna try and sleep...