How did the person above you die?

[PrincessLibitina]

The enemy thought you wear sailor moon. and took off your head as proof  

[Elfrida]

someone mistook her for a pumpkin and carved her up...  

[Gurotsuki]

I thought she is a blue pumpkin and I cooked her...  

[petezalady]

*puts on reading glasses, picks up a huge dusty book and sits in a rocking chair*

Onthe apon a time u wuth thittin in the road and a huge truck thwooshed by and joo went boom boom thplat thplat kapowwee and joo died. BOOP.

the end :3  

[Unit Blue]

De almighty shotgun demanded it.... >=D  

[urAq7]

you were chopped up to little pieces by your worst enemy. mrgreen  

[poopie702]

i brought my army of penguins with bazookas,and they pwned you.  

[Unit Blue]

Meh slave army of colorful llamas had to stop you before you reached Berlin....

Azz4z1n4710n mrgreen  

[Elfrida]

he's so cute and little that i mistook him for a bug and crushed him, my bad  

[x- Bewitching -x]

ThE StEm Of ThE RoSe In ThEiR HaNd WhAtS PoIsOnEd

HoNk

It SlOwLy WeNt ThRoUgH ThEiR VeInS MaKInG ThEm VeRy WeAk

HoNk

AnD ThEy WeRe RaPeD By A MaN In ReD

 

[AtomicTaxidermy]

Whilst eating cereal this morning, the fabled cereal mascot known as the Trix Rabbit hopped off the cereal box while the suspect wasn't looking and added potassium cyanide to her bowl of fruity goodness. She was killed in a matter of minutes, and with no evidence to lead to the Rabbit, the malicious rodent ran off with his precious treat victoriously, shouting, "IT'S MINE! IT'S FINALLY MINE!!!"

 

[Gurotsuki]

She ate the exotic Trix Rabbit this morning.  

[AtomicTaxidermy]

My Distortion

She ate the exotic Trix Rabbit this morning.

Oh Noes!
Did he have a chemical agent in his body that shut down my organs?
O.o

 

[x- Bewitching -x]

conker raped her

honk

im so proud of you :3  

[poopie702]

The lollipop guild got to you first......and they beat you to death with sweets.