Expectations on the Remake?

[badgerdog]

I was talking with my friend about a review we heard on the radio that said that it was a terrible movie, no one should see it, and it didn't make sense.

Of course, my first reaction was "Well of course it doesn't make sense, you stupid turlingdromes." Then I thought, what if it's such a bad remake that you can't even begin to follow what's going on?  

[Angilwingz]

Trillian and Arthur in a love story?

ICK

That's so not true to the plot.

It's outrageous. I'm outraged.