[Undead] Mortimer's Nerditorium

[medigel]

BATTLE – Crash Into Me
With Ofelia

FIN +2

Mort accidentally stumbled across a portal in his search for an empty classroom to tinker in and found himself in a distorted room of mirrors. Within was who he thought was a lost student, but was in fact a Hunter who preyed on his hero complex . . . And Mort snapped as a result. Unfortunately, even the rage of an undead can get quelled.

He blames the fact that his FEAR missed. QQ


OBTAINED
+ more hatred of Hunters
+ 15% combat skill
+ several new scars
+ more dislike of mirrors  

[medigel]

ORP – Scarentines Party 2012
With errbodeh

Main Event +2
Table 6 w/Merope +2
Table 2 (w/Shun+Shine) +2
Prize and Refreshment Booth +1

Still stinging from his fight with the Hunter, Mort stumbles his way into the party with nothing more than some slacks and a tux-colored shirt. Still, he manages to win him some prizes, get himself a photo with Taryn (who the machine told him was his perfect match, among a few others), and fall into the madness that was spiked punch. He'll be reeling from this one for a little while, but overall . . .

. . . it wasn't that bad.


OBTAINED
+ 2 foxfire plushies, two sets of lockets, a pair of promise rings, a vampire teddy, and 3 dead red roses
+ 24 extra dead red roses from Taryn
+ 25% social skills  

[medigel]

PRP – Technology? What's That?
With Evelyn-Aglaya

Ongoing (800+ words achieved)

While wandering around playing his Gameboil, Mort is accidentally accosted by a storm of moths, owned by a rather clothes-lacking demon. With roots for legs. Jackdamn, he wishes he had cool powers like that. But this Ev ghoul seems to be rather unaware of the happenings at school, but more horrendously doesn't know what a Gameboil is! While trying to teach her, the two are interrupted by a strange minipet . . .

OBTAINED
...  

[medigel]

GM ORP – Word of the Trials
With everyone

Fin for Mort (800+ words achieved) +3

It seems the horsemen have a tournament open to the students to prove their worth, and Mort is more than happy to try out. He just kinda got shorted out because Whisp's boob-pillows and Natalia's kiss made him have a 404 Error moment; poor Taryn had to drag him out. Really, he's fine. Seriously.

He's just happy to know he's kissable.

OBTAINED
+ AFFEKSHUN
+ Non-Heroic BSOD  

[medigel]

PRP – Stratemagizing
With Taryn/Yin/Alex/Chuppi

Ongoing

The small group having assembled in the hall, Mort needs to get himself out of that dreamy stupor and figure out with them how to prep for the trials . . .

OBTAINED
...  

[medigel]

BATTLE – Brains or Brawn?
With Taryn

FIN +2

Sometimes Mortimer doesn't think, if sometimes means "a lot". This battle proves it, as he nearly pissed off a good friend over something as simple as who would lead The Honey Badgers. Thankfully they managed to patch things up in the end, which to Mort is evidence that Taryn was the better leader in the end. Goes to show, though, you never anger a ghoul with firepower!


OBTAINED
+ Co-captain status  

[medigel]

Homework PRP – Hotsprings and New Things
With Taryn

FIN +1

After the battle, Mort asked for some help with his homework - a natural response when he knows Taryn is pretty booksmart, but the ulterior motive was to make up for his behavior during the fight. And what better than to introduce her to some relaxing hot springs on campus, right . . . ?

OBTAINED
+ New ability: limbs moving of own accord away from body
+ So much awkwardness
+ 15% respect for Taryn  

[medigel]

PRP – Zombros
With Alex

Ongoing (800+ words achieved)

After a rather awkward Sex Ed class, Mort and Alex decide to hang out and chill. The younger zomboil seems to be somewhat stressed about something as of late . . .

OBTAINED
...  

[medigel]

Meta Event – The Horsemen's Trials
With The Honey Badgers (Taryn/Alex/Yin/Chuppi)

Famine Bonus Mystery Hunt +2
Famine +3
Interview +3
War +3
Death +3
Death Solo (2 + 1 for over 1k)

Self-satisfaction and pride was the goal for Mort. What he got was a whole lot more.

OBTAINED
+ Trauma up the a**
+ 30% resistance to personal hydrophobia
+ 10% resistance to pyrophobia
+ FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
+ More trauma
+ Y3 exam waiver
+ 120% hatred of Hunters  

[medigel]

BATTLE – Like Only a Honey Badger Can
With Yin

FIN +2

Looking to vent his frustrations at the trial results, Mort battles Yin. Somehow he manages to learn a few techniques as well, accidentally beating his mentor before they could get far.


OBTAINED
+ 10% battle skill
+ 5% Mantis Style specialty  

[medigel]

BATTLE – M n' M
With Molly

FIN +2

Still itching for a fight, Mort stumbles through a hole back to the Haunted House. This time the fight with the hunter had some philosophical undercurrents, though in the end the zomboil still got beaten . . . by being skewered on a sharp pointy thing. Mort has a problem with those sorts of weapons.


OBTAINED
Nothing new  

[medigel]

PRP – Never Not Awkward
With Gene

FIN (800+ words achieved) +1

What Mort thought was just going to be two friends getting over their collective experience form the trials turned into a date he was not prepared for, though all in all things turned out alright. It'll at least put him on the right footing for the Isles trip, right?

OBTAINED
+ 2 kisses (on forehead and nose)
+ Nickname from Gene (Morty)
+ Promise of 3 course meal from her  

[medigel]

Meta Event – Visitation of the Horseman Clans
With everyone

WEEK 1 (FAMINE)
Alchemy Class (WC: 800+) +4
Nerds Ahoy! (Nesting/Vegetation Labs: WC = 500+ each) +2
Poisons (WC: 500+) +1
The Oasis (WC: 500+) +1

WEEK 2 (WAR)
Mounts and Combat Class (WC: 800+) +4
THIS. MEANS. WAR. (Weapon Crafting/Stadium: WC = 500+ each) +2
The Open Canopy (WC: 500+) +1

WEEK 3 (HUNTARDS)
Death ??? Room (WC: 800+) +3
War ??? Room (WC: 800+) +3
Those Who Fight (WC: 800+) +2
From the Ashes (WC: 800+) +4


((Total = 27 points))

The Hunters can never be forgiven for what they've done . . . Mort isn't sure what to think of the horsemen now displaced and so near campus, but perhaps the event has humbled them enough to get off their high horses and accept their help.

OBTAINED
+ Ragerageragerage
+ Insanity status effect (one week)
+ Souvernirs (feathers/beads from War)  

[medigel]

PRP – I'll Share Your Burden
With Belladonna

FIN (12k+ words achieved) +2

What a roller coaster of emotions, good and bad . . . What's worse, he enjoyed it.

OBTAINED
+ xlkvjlxkcvnxkfnvgkdjfgh
+ good times
+ bad times
+ ldkfjlskdfjlsdkf  

[medigel]

SOLO – Monster
Insanity Nightmares Prompt

FIN (800+ words achieved) +3

While awake he could combat the whispers, but in his haze-dreams Mort became their victim, and then later a murderer. Multiple nights of having two ghouls he had become fond of call him nothing but the worst insults, only to kill them because he was the source of their pain and Insanity taint . . . it does something to a guy.

OBTAINED
- 50% sleep capacity
+ 100% feelings of guilt and sorrow