Unfortunately, Fortunately

[Zibraz]

Unfortunately the creativeness always gets destroyed by the moderators of the mind  

[furnishedtower]

Fortunately Wal-Mart sells canned creativity.  

[Kane Solomon]

Unfortunately it costs a million pounds  

[Zibraz]

Fortunately you came into an inheritance of millions of pounds.  

[Facade of Emotions]

unfortunately you spent most of it on a wonka factory before you found out about the canned creativity...  

[astrenose]

Fortunately, all Wonka factories make chocolate, gum, and creativity.  

[Zibraz]

Unfortunately, the creativeness came from the Umpa Lumpas and they all quit  

[furnishedtower]

Fortunately they had enough saved up for a life-time supply for 50 people.  

[Lady Neewby]

Unfortunately... a giant panda came and took them away ~ emotion_bigheart  

[Ginzilla]

Fortunately, Giant Panda's are an acceptable replacement for Umpa Lumpas.  

[Geek Sama]

Unfortunately. . . Giant pandas will become extinct in the passing year of 2012, and Umpa Lumpas will deem greater once again.

 

[furnishedtower]

Fortunately the Umpa Lumpas realized that they can't last a week without the factory or else they'll be on the streets are becoming prostitutes. So the creativity keeps a' runnin'.  

[astrenose]

Unfortunately, it's running at half capacity seeing as a large number of the Umpa Lumpas decided prostitution was more fun. They also make a good amount of money from all the people with Umpa Lumpa fetishes.  

[Aryeec]

Fortunately, their clients began to get violent, so they had to return to the factory anyway.  

[Flare Kazamata]

Unfortunately, the umpa lumpas returned to the shattered remains of what they had to call home. The Willy Wonka factory was sabotaged by an undercover group of conspiracy assassins. The umpa lumpa's just glare at the pieces of shrapnel which were a mix of Nerd's Rope, and guts. The sidewalk was painted in crimson dried up blood which belonged to the prosperous Mr.Wonka himself.