Corrupt A Wish

[Ringmaster of Nightmares]

Granted but then you're hunted down by dragon hunters and your body is burned at the stake after killed.

I wish they don't pass SOPA  

[Seteppe]

Granted, but they pass PIPA instead.

I wish to be rich! >:3  

[ConsultingHallMonitor]

Momma Kat

rainLUVSdomo

Granted but a legendary pokemon creates the apocalypse and this time Ash & his friend cannot stop it, so you die
I wish that it would rain pudding

Granted...but it turns out that not only is the pudding a flavor you dislike, you're allergic to it as well.

I wish I were a Dovahkin (Skyrim reference).

Granted, but you hated hated by all of the other Dovahkins and they murder u in ur sleep
I wish i had a giant chocolate Domo statue that is indestructible  

[OutlawStar01]

granted but sadly I take it and hide it forever.
I wish people would stop making arrow to the knee jokes.  

[BurntSilhouette]

OutlawStar01

granted but sadly I take it and hide it forever.
I wish people would stop making arrow to the knee jokes.

Granted...Everyone stops saying arrow to the knee jokes, but now you suddenly find yourself saying them constantly.

I wish everyone was playing mini uno.  

[KlutzSky_PT]

Momma Kat

OutlawStar01

granted but sadly I take it and hide it forever.
I wish people would stop making arrow to the knee jokes.

Granted...Everyone stops saying arrow to the knee jokes, but now you suddenly find yourself saying them constantly.

I wish everyone was playing mini uno.

granted ^^ but the mini uno suddenly got larged turned into a monster and devoured you .. o,o

I wish i can fly biggrin  

[Aryeec]

KlutzSky_PT

I wish i can fly biggrin

Granted, but there's a constant thunder & lightning storm above you.

I wish I could leave everything behind.  

[YaoiIsDelicious]

Granted but you'll regret it later for not learning from your mistakes.

I wish I could have all the yaoi manga in the world.  

[furnishedtower]

Granted but most of it was stolen so eventually you're found out so they take away your yaoi and send you to prison for 501 counts of theft.

I wish I could know sign language.  

[YaoiIsDelicious]

Granted, but then you get kidnapped for ransom and they break all your fingers to make you talk!

I wish I knew Japanese fluently.

(Pff... 500! XD That's not even a quarter of the amount of yaoi out there! - I know this from personal experience)  

[The Nephilim Rosier]

Granted, but then Japanese unfortunately stops being used and is now useless.

I wish I had a new, amazing computer.  

[Aryeec]

Granted, but then it goes instantly obsolete.

I want a drink!!!!  

[YaoiIsDelicious]

Granted, but the drink has rat poison in it that your mother put in and it kills you (plus you're mother doesn't love you).

I wish I was a master StarCraft II player!  

[Aryeec]

YaoiIsDelicious

Granted, but the drink has rat poison in it that your mother put in and it kills you (plus you're mother doesn't love you).

I wish I was a master StarCraft II player!

Granted, but you still lose.

I want to hike more mountains.  

[furnishedtower]

Granted but you end up fall of one of those mountains because it was too steep.

I wish I had the pope [the head of the Catholic Church that lives in Rome] on hand.