delete me, please!

[theCorniest]

creative ~ optimistic ~ benevolent

naive ~ stubborn ~ gratingly chipper
HAPPY ACCIDENT

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Endejester's gradients flatsale.
NOTES: He actually has a full, pastel rainbow in there. Bob Ross.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Happy, Mistake [ooc: HA]
ABOUT:
ABOUT:A patient teacher, all-around hoopy frood. He'll keep trying as long as the goal is worth pursuing.


PETS: Lonely Cloud the songbird, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

calm ~ smart ~ confident

critical ~ proud ~ mouthy
SLUMBERING MADNESS

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Breeding between Squirrel Hoard and Kindness Can Deceive.
NOTES: Detective?


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: ??? needs one
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Her name may not inspire much confidence, but don't be fooled - she's got a level head, a sharp eye and a quick mind. She may also have a sharp tongue and a hoof in her mouth on occasion, but she really tries not to. She's also got a startlingly good memory.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

derp ~ derp ~ derp

derp ~ derp ~ derp
STARFALL

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: A GUESSING GAME. From clues given, we had to guess what gift each kin was based on. Starfall Mk II here is a scarf.
NOTES: Crochet more


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Flashy, vain and proud, she thrives on attention and flat-out refuses to share the spotlight. She's also quite haughty and demanding - she'll only pay about half as much attention to you as you do to her, and that's only if she thinks you're worth it.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

patient ~ trustworthy ~ intelligent

MASKED
dour ~ vengeful ~ unimaginative
DROOLING BLOOD

CERT: THIS
OBTIANED: Drabble contest I entered for kicks. Did not expect to even place high, won the most amazin' purple doe ever.
NOTES: breed out hueshift


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Blood [ooc: DB]
ABOUT:
ABOUT:She lives near a colony of "spitter beetles". She harvests their venom to make restoratives and hallucinogens... and occasionally intentionally mis-mixes them for poisons. She's quiet and proud, and holds grudges like you wouldn't believe. Better not skip any payments.


PETS: Flunky the Mongoose, ♂
PETS: Snappy the Caiman, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS:Business is Booming... [in-progress]
ROLEPLAYS:An Apprentice to Beetles [in-progress]  

[theCorniest]

pos1 ~ pos2 ~ pos3

neg1 ~ neg2 ~ neg3
CONFESSION

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Raisin-Kins and EchoLimaFoxtrot sent me an email all like HEY U WANT DIS and I was like YEP
NOTES: priority for personality


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

eager ~ brave ~ charming

stubborn ~ cocky ~ bitter
KISS

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: RLC breeding slot. Elvyralani paid for it all. I owe Elvy something fierce.
NOTES: --


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Firey, passionate and stubborn as a mule. A gossip-hound. Longs for excitement and new sights.


PETS: Float the swan, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Off His Game  

[theCorniest]

poetic ~ patient ~ pleasant

naive ~ near-sighted ~ nettlesome
VIM

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Same as Kiss. I still feel bad about keeping them both but I adore them too much to do anything about it.
NOTES: Always allude to in alliteration where applicable


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Drifts through her days in dazzled delight; loves life and laughter. Optimistic - overly, obtusely so. Still, stays out of strife through smarts and skill. Adores alliteration.


PETS: Little Bounty the lynx, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Late Lovely Looks for Legendary [in-progress]
ROLEPLAYS: A Duo of Doleful Does [in-progress]  

[theCorniest]

charming ~ kind ~ charismatic

MASKED
sleazy ~ duplicitous ~ playa
YES

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: The son of a breeding between Catch and Twilight Chaser. It was admitted that he was colored with me in mind. Asking if I wanted him was just a formality. Rejam needs to stop giving me nice things.
NOTES: bang one doe from every owner


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:A smooth talker and a bit of a dumb punk. He fancies himself a womanizer - he certainly has the looks for it, but not the track record.


PETS: True the foxbun, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS:As I was a-ramble, down by the water
ROLEPLAYS:Knock-down, drag-out
ROLEPLAYS:The Games [META]
ROLEPLAYS:Well met, cousin!  

[theCorniest]

pos1 ~ pos2 ~ pos3

neg1 ~ neg2 ~ neg3
MOUNTAINBLOOD

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Blue did some stuff with nailpolish and I forget how the raffles worked but I won this dude.
NOTES: Voted most likely to lifemate. Also the Dorfiest.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Mostly a real buck's buck. Loves to hunt, enjoys sport, can participate quite well in intellectual discourse... The only problem is that he absolutely cannot discuss his gentler feelings. Love, caring, sympathy and mourning confuse and worry him. He simply cannot express himself. He tries, but all of his usual confidence is gone.


PETS: Blood the eaglehound, ♂
PETS: Thunder the owlcat, ♀
PETS: Vitriol the badger, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: The Games [META] [token appearance]  

[theCorniest]

pos1 ~ pos2 ~ pos3

neg1 ~ neg2 ~ neg3
HOT-PEPPER

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Love Letters. Breeze and Salt. I took Pepper because he reminded me of Cranberry Sour, who I have always envied. I love him to bits.
NOTES: --


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Pepper
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Full of eager energy. Loves stories, and to play-act.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Strength in Numbers [unfinished]  

[theCorniest]

1 ~ 2 ~ 3

4 ~ 5 ~ 6
RECORD YEAR FOR RAINFALL

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Vim had a breeding and I accidentally picked the crowd favorite. Hhhha.
NOTES: Decemberists name


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Record
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Just a mellow bachelor - does not seem to be interested in romance at the moment. Can often come off as dispassionate and unfeeling.


PETS: Endtimes the turtle, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

outgoing ~ self-sufficient ~ confident

stubborn ~ short-tempered ~ controlling
AND BE BLUE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Star flatsale in the Universe event. I am the king of speed flats. Also, Blue's username absolutely needed to be a kimeti at some point, this is a fact that nobody can deny.
NOTES: --


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Blue
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

sweet ~ daring ~ devoted

reckless ~ possessive ~ 6
HUCKLEBERRY

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Dirty Water bred with a mystery buck and made like a s**t load of kids. I was just handed this amazing doe. ELF also needs to stop giving me nice things.
NOTES: She's my Huckleberry. Offer ELF/Rejam firstborn.


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Huck
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

bold ~ social ~ independent

defiant ~ sassy ~ aggressive
MILE-WIDE SMILE

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Yes bred with Right This Second. This is a continuation of the previous unfortunate chain of breedings that started with Wildflower Breeze. It gets worse.
NOTES: Pitch.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Smile
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Loud and proud, every move Smile makes is a bold one. She does her damnedest to charm the pants off of everyone, but her forceful personality can be a drawback. She doesn't tend to form strong, lasting bonds, but instead drifts from person to person, group to group.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

bold ~ daring ~ fun-loving

MASKED
aggressive ~ sulky ~ emotional
IMPACT

CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Rejam did a thing where anyone who still didn't have any kiokote could quote her and keep this one. She seemed surprised that I hadn't gotten any until they were made common.
NOTES: Based on a Lady Gaga music video. Name pets after fonts where possible.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Words and s**t


PETS: Windsong the songbird, ♀
PETS: Jokerman the owlcat, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope