Cornhoard V: more kin than you can shake a stick at

[theCorniest]

HAPPY ACCIDENT
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Endejester's gradients flatsale.
NOTES: He actually has a full, pastel rainbow in there. Bob Ross.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Happy, Mistake [ooc: HA]
ABOUT:
ABOUT:A patient teacher, all-around hoopy frood. He'll keep trying as long as the goal is worth pursuing.


PETS: Lonely Cloud the songbird, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

SLUMBERING MADNESS
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Breeding between Squirrel Hoard and Kindness Can Deceive.
NOTES: Detective?


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: ??? needs one
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Her name may not inspire much confidence, but don't be fooled - she's got a level head, a sharp eye and a quick mind. She may also have a sharp tongue and a hoof in her mouth on occasion, but she really tries not to. She's also got a startlingly good memory.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

STARFALL
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: A GUESSING GAME. From clues given, we had to guess what gift each kin was based on. Starfall Mk II here is a scarf.
NOTES: Crochet more


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Flashy, vain and proud, she thrives on attention and flat-out refuses to share the spotlight. She's also quite haughty and demanding - she'll only pay about half as much attention to you as you do to her, and that's only if she thinks you're worth it.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

MASKED
DROOLING BLOOD
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CERT: THIS
OBTIANED: Drabble contest I entered for kicks. Did not expect to even place high, won the most amazin' purple doe ever.
NOTES: breed out hueshift


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Blood [ooc: DB]
ABOUT:
ABOUT:She lives near a colony of "spitter beetles". She harvests their venom to make restoratives and hallucinogens... and occasionally intentionally mis-mixes them for poisons. She's quiet and proud, and holds grudges like you wouldn't believe. Better not skip any payments.


PETS: Flunky the Mongoose, ♂
PETS: Snappy the Caiman, ♂
PETS: Lucky the Beetle, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS:Business is Booming... [in-progress]
ROLEPLAYS:An Apprentice to Beetles [in-progress]  

[theCorniest]

CONFESSION
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Raisin-Kins and EchoLimaFoxtrot sent me an email all like HEY U WANT DIS and I was like YEP
NOTES: --


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Humble and self-conscious, she prefers to help other people look their best. With the help of her mongeese, she cleans and detangles hair.


PETS: Hark the Mongoose, ♂
PETS: Lark the Mongoose, ♀
PETS: Nimble the lemur, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

KISS
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: RLC breeding slot. Elvyralani paid for it all. I owe Elvy something fierce.
NOTES: --


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Firey, passionate and stubborn as a mule. A gossip-hound. Longs for excitement and new sights.


PETS: Float the swan, ♀
PETS: Billow the swan, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Off His Game  

[theCorniest]

VIM
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Same as Kiss. I still feel bad about keeping them both but I adore them too much to do anything about it.
NOTES: Always allude to in alliteration where applicable


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Drifts through her days in dazzled delight; loves life and laughter. Optimistic - overly, obtusely so. Still, stays out of strife through smarts and skill. Adores alliteration.


PETS: Little Bounty the lynx, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Late Lovely Looks for Legendary [in-progress]
ROLEPLAYS: A Duo of Doleful Does [in-progress]  

[theCorniest]

MASKED, ICICLED
YES
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: The son of a breeding between Catch and Twilight Chaser. It was admitted that he was colored with me in mind. Asking if I wanted him was just a formality. Rejam needs to stop giving me nice things.
NOTES: bang one doe from every owner


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:A smooth talker and a bit of a dumb punk. He fancies himself a flawless womanizer - he certainly has the looks for it, but not the track record. He can often be found dodging jilted lovers and the new beaus thereof, courting disaster, and making catcalls at ladies with Colored Spring.


PETS: True the foxbun, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS:As I was a-ramble, down by the water
ROLEPLAYS:The Games [META]
ROLEPLAYS:Well met, cousin!
ROLEPLAYS:Knock-down, Drag-out (in-progress)  

[theCorniest]

MOUNTAINBLOOD
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Blue did some stuff with nailpolish and I forget how the raffles worked but I won this dude.
NOTES: Voted most likely to lifemate. Also the Dorfiest.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Mostly a real buck's buck. Loves to hunt, enjoys sport, can participate quite well in intellectual discourse... The only problem is that he absolutely cannot discuss his gentler feelings. Love, caring, sympathy and mourning confuse and worry him. He simply has no idea how to express himself. He tries, but all of his usual confidence is gone.
ABOUT:He takes a lot of comfort in raising and training his animals to hunt. He's gotten quite good at it, really, and seems to be able to train just about anything.


PETS: Blood the eaglehound, ♂
PETS: Thunder the owlcat, ♀
PETS: Vitriol the badger, ♀
PETS: Burst the demon hound, ?
PETS: Adamant the flox, ?
PETS: Hidden Fun the lioness, ♀

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: The Games [META] [token appearance]  

[theCorniest]

HOT-PEPPER
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Love Letters. Breeze and Salt. I took Pepper because he reminded me of Cranberry Sour, who I have always envied. I love him to bits.
NOTES: --


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Pepper
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Full of eager energy. Loves stories, and to play-act.


PETS: Sweet the swan, ?

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Strength in Numbers [unfinished]  

[theCorniest]

RECORD YEAR FOR RAINFALL
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Vim had a breeding and I accidentally picked the crowd favorite. Hhhha.
NOTES: Decemberists name


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Record
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Just a mellow bachelor - does not seem to be interested in romance at the moment. Can often come off as dispassionate and unfeeling.


PETS: Endtimes the turtle, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

WEIGHT OF GUILT
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Star flatsale in the Universe event. I am the king of speed flats.
NOTES: If anyone ever tells you he used to have another name, they are lying.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Pull
ABOUT:
ABOUT: He feels like a complete turd about every tiny mistake and ruminates about it forever, especially if someone actually shows some signs of displeasure or discomfort because of it, and especially in the middle of the night while he's trying to sleep. He tries to avoid other people as much as possible in order to cause as little offense as he can.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

HUCKLEBERRY
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Dirty Water bred with a mystery buck and made like a s**t load of kids. I was just handed this amazing doe. ELF also needs to stop giving me nice things.
NOTES: She's my Huckleberry. Offer ELF/Rejam firstborn.


DREAM: Nope
NICKNAME: Huck
ABOUT:
ABOUT: Sweet, helpful, and caring, just generally a lovely girl.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

MILE-WIDE SMILE
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Yes bred with Right This Second. This is a continuation of the previous unfortunate chain of breedings that started with Wildflower Breeze. It gets worse.
NOTES: Pitch.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: Smile
ABOUT:
ABOUT:Loud and proud, every move Smile makes is a bold one. She does her damnedest to charm the pants off of everyone, but her forceful personality can be a drawback. She doesn't tend to form strong, lasting bonds, but instead drifts from person to person, group to group.


PETS: N/A

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope  

[theCorniest]

MASKED
IMPACT
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CERT: THIS
OBTAINED: Rejam did a thing where anyone who still didn't have any kiokote could quote her and keep this one. She seemed surprised that I hadn't gotten any until then.
NOTES: Based on a Lady Gaga music video. Name pets after fonts where possible.


DREAM: LINK
NICKNAME: N/A
ABOUT:
ABOUT:She's an independent kiokote who don't need no herd. She was always rebellious, and being in the swamp with the largely solitary kimeti was a great chance for her to try a new lifestyle. She does what they do, but is louder and more excited about it because it's not what she 'should' be doing.


PETS: Windsong the songbird, ♀
PETS: Jokerman the owlcat, ♂

STORIES:
STORIES: Nope

ROLEPLAYS:
ROLEPLAYS: Nope