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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:58 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:07 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:27 am
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ZerimarObon Platinum_Behemoth252 i thought i already told it...or did i jst relive it in my head and think i told you...huh...oh well wutever. Well it started like this. Me and my family were going on a camping trip to some place near the coast i dont remember where. Well we had been on the road for about 2 hours when my dad decides to stop at a rest stop. Well everyone gets out to go do whatever but i was busy playing my gameboy...which back then was the newest and greatest. Well they all get back and we start driving off...well about 5 minutes later on the highway i look up and go "Dad? When are we gonna stop? i have to go pee bad." and he jst looks at me through the rear view mirror and says "God damnit mike we jst ******** stopped like 5 minutes ago and im not stopping again this soon. Here piss in this ******** bottle." so he hands me back this rootbear bottle, you know those glass ones. Well i move into the far back and proceed to whip it out to take a piss...well it jst so happens that back then my d**k was jst taperd enough so that the very very very tip would sit comfortable jst inside the bottle...well as im weeing my dad hits a bump and i fall forward jamming the bottle into my groin...now since it didnt hit my balls it didnt hurt that much but when i fell i also fell a pop sound...well i get up expecting to be covered in wee but nope no wee...and then i see why...well we all know who the head of a p***s is slightly flared...well that flare of the head is now jammed inside of the bottle...so i pull on it...nothing...so i pull harder and it only hurts...so now im in the back seat a bottle stuck on my d**k in a van with my family. i cant say anything to my dad he will jst make fun of the situation and even though its a funny situation im not in a good joking mood right then. so i jst try pulling and pulling and pulling. finally it pops off but wee also splashes out onto the back of the seat infront of me and onto my pants. So now i have a bruised rug burned d**k and wee all over the place...well i act like nothing happened put the cap on the bottle and set it in a safe place...well we are going jst a bit more till my dad smells the urine and thre the s**t hits the fan...after that its jst a lot of screaming and cursing...and then me cleaning up my own wee. rofl Okay, that is just plain wrong, but yet it is so funny! i thought it was painful at the time... and Phanari...i can see why you wouldnt have spoken of it... its ******** hilarious!
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:30 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:28 am
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chubby_choco Platinum_Behemoth252 Oh my friend jst brought a funny thing to my attention. We should stop calling Lesbians "carpet munchers" and start calling them "linolium lickers" since most women shave now. XD Only one problem with your assessment. 'Carpet muncher' refers to anyone who gives oral sex to a woman. If a pair of lesbians do not engage in such activity, they're obviously not carpet munchers or linoleum lickers. But it IS a funny idea.
True true. But if gay men are butt buddies, then what can we use for women? And what if some gay men only give hand jobs to each other or oral sex. Then are they not butt buddies? Where is this imaginary line drawn! I'M SO CONFUSED! ::head spins:: ^_~
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:59 am
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 11:21 am
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:27 pm
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:53 am
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:45 pm
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:59 pm
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