The Iconic Parks and Rec's "Who Broke it" in Two Versions
Professors
[standing around the broken coffee machine]
Fanchon: So. Who broke it?
[awkward silence]
Fanchon : I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Landon: I did. I broke it-
Fanchon: No. No you didn’t. Cal?
Callum: Don’t look at me. Look at Tesni.
Tesni: What?! I didn’t break it!
Callum: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Tesni: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Callum: Suspicious...
Tesni: No it’s not!
Jason: If it matters, probably not, but Ada was the last one to use it.
Ada: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Jason: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ada: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Jason!
Landon: Okay, okay! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Fanchon-
Fanchon: No! Who broke it!?
[stunned silence]
Tesni: Fanchon… Tanna has been awfully quiet-
Tanna: rEALLY?! OH MY GOD-
[everyone starts arguing]
[later] Fanchon: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
source : Parks and Recreation
characters involved : Tesni Yates, Fanchon Cohen, Naitanna Hawthorne, Landon Price, Adalaide Whitethorne, Jason Hill, Callum Murdoch
Auror Office
[standing around the broken coffee machine]
Elliott: So. Who broke it?
[awkward silence]
Elliott: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Jacob: I did. I broke it-
Elliott: No. No you didn’t. Evelyn?
Evelyn: Don’t look at me. Look at Matt.
Matteo: What?! I didn’t break it!
Evelyn: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Matteo: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Evelyn: Suspicious...
Matteo: No it’s not!
Magni: If it matters, probably not, but Marina was the last one to use it.
Marina: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Magni: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Marina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Magni!
Jacob: Okay, okay! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Elliot-
Elliott: No! Who broke it!?
[stunned silence]
Matteo: Elliott… David has been awfully quiet-
David: rEALLY?! OH MY GOD-
[everyone starts arguing]
[later] Elliott: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
source : Parks and Recreation
characters involved : Elliott Holt, Jacob Drage, Magni Borson, Marina Edgeworth, Matteo Eriksson-Eide, David Clarisse, Evelyn Jacobs
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:01 pm
Merc: Rules are made to be broken.
Alby: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Source: random meme Characters: Felix Geary, Edgar Fardqurson
Felix: ok but what if…..
Eddie: We went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it.
Felix: yeah but i looked at it from a new angle and there's like 20 more reasons why you should be worried about it.
Eddie: ......go on.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:26 am
Sorce: unknown (found on Facebook) Characters: Charlie Antunez, Gertie Stanford
Charlie: hey babe can I show you something? Gertie: sure babe Charlie: can I show this in your room? Gertie: OK Charlie: can we close the window? Gertie: sure Charlie: can you close the door? Gertie: okay Charlie: can you turn off the lights? Gertie: sure? Charlie: grab my hand Gertie: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Charlie: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark
