See how stupid Christains are Brainwashing children!!!

[Ruminating Skeptic]

rofl I simply love how we are grouped into the same catagory as needles; if you see and atheist, get an adult! rofl  

[_C r y s t a l_RB]

Damn. I failed the map. I went to bed instead of to church. Oh well.

Also I don't recall being grumpy all the time and lashing out at children. I used to babysit. You'd think I'd had the opportunity.  

[=X-Sparker + AquaKiller=]

out of all the religions, i hate christianity the most.
Their principle and their bible has three main flaws:

1)They say god forgives everyone, but in a chapter in the bible, when abraham is leaving his country to create a new one (or something like that, i'm not sure), God said he will curse everyone who curses abraham. now where did all those forgiveness go?

2)they say jesus is a son of god as well as everyone on earth, and that we're all brothers and sisters of jesus. then how come other people don't have miraculous power like he does?

3)they say jesus is god, but they also say he's a human when he faces the death panelty. now that's total contradiction.  

[Zambimaru]

The one about what to do if you meet an Atheist cracked me up blaugh blaugh  

[Dark_lord_15]

Some idiotic christian

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

They say we aren't tolerant of other religions. This is the funniest thing I've read all day. rofl rofl rofl

 

[Fenky]

Yeah. Stay away from us grumpy atheists. We yell at kids and rape puppies and use our scary logic to frighten you holy ones. Tell an adult about us right away so you can drag us horrible people into your enormous web of hatred and intolerence. lmao  

[[fi]ona]

OMG THAT IS SCARY! burning_eyes  

[Prince Rilian]

I remember playing on objective ministries. Is that the one with Lambuel? It's hilarious. But you know what's funnier? Leviticus 15.