1001 uses for a towel

[Zoutout]

64) To place on top of a puddle while being polite to a lady.  

[Max Glycine]

^That's your coat...

anyway...

65. To wrap around any sensitive electronic material so it doesn't break. Like the electronic thumb.

66. To soak in chloroform and kidnap people... what? It could happen...  

[badgerdog]

67. A makeshift bag to carry your guide and anything else you need.

68. Fight off Vogons so you can lock the gate.

69. Whap your brother until he turns off the radio talking (INCORRECTLY!) about the movie or book.  

[wingnut the improbable]

70. Threatening annoying little brothers who have not read the book but insist on shouting out "42!" as loud as possible.  

[Pashunath]

71) Covering your eyes so noobs cant see you. (They are quite like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal)
72) Holding it infront of you to block brick like things being hurled at you.  

[Max Glycine]

73. using it as a slingshot to kindly return thrown objects to their owner's face.  

[wingnut the improbable]

74. If both the marker and towel are washable, and you don't have a piece of paper, you can write stuff on it (but I can't see why you'd want to).  

[Zoutout]

75) As a makeshift parcel
76) As a makeshift bindle  

[Ghost Chef]

Pas

71) Covering your eyes so noobs cant see you. (They are quite like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal)
72) Holding it infront of you to block brick like things being hurled at you.

Someone needs to make a banner portraying #71, that's a great idea mrgreen

77
-As a net to catch Bable Fish...  

[akaikiba]

7 cool you can write 1001 uses of a towel on the towel itself so that you wont forget
79) use it as a water carrying device so you can have a huge tank of towels with water in so it takes less space which means you can have more water in the tank.
80) you can put it ontop of a huge whole and put sand and sticks on that whole as a disguse then ppl would fall in

wow the smiley came out on its on well i dont want to change it but for those who dont know its 78  

[Clockwork Sun]

81)To polish your bass guitar (if it's clean)
82)To carry hot plates
83)A makeshift turban
84)As inspiration for a flash cartoon

I finished the second batch of 42. Meh! blaugh  

[akaikiba]

85) a gift wrapper
86) a thing to put on a tiger and make it disapear like in the circuse
87) you can detter bullets out of their path if you are good enough by swinging the towel at them  

[wingnut the improbable]

42nd reply!

88. You can sit on it if you must sit on the ground outside and you don't want to get your pants dirty.
89. If you lie down on it, it makes lying down in front of bulldozers much more comfortable.  

[big scary monster]

90) To tie things together

91) To distract others, while your partner in crime grabs their wallet.

92) Then as a nice bag to return it.  

[Ollaolas]

wingnut the improbable

70. Threatening annoying little brothers who have not read the book but insist on shouting out "42!" as loud as possible.

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93) Use it to clean yourself with.

94) Use it to make people lend you other bathroom items (toothbrushes, toothpaste, ect.)