How To Be Teh Perfect Asian

[Kodocha579]

why im no perfect:
i hate classical (i like rap/rock/pop/ everything except country & classical)
haha SATs not gonna happen (1600 nooo)
im always on the phone or iming people
hehe my parents talked to me about rhodes and getting it. haha no
stories of parenthood make me sleep


why i am perfect:
all A student >.>
Play violin & piano (but really want to play bass guitar)
i want to be a doctor >.<


not perfect (thats how i like it.)  

[t0shi0]

Niphredil Ithilmir

Oh, we were supposed to reply like that ^? Whoops. xD

Were you?

I dunno. xDD

 

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Why I'm not perfect: because I'm no angel.

Why I'm perfect: because I'm an angel.

Bit schizo today, sorry. xD  

[Tokioka]

Niphredil Ithilmir

Why I'm not perfect: because I'm no angel.

Why I'm perfect: because I'm an angel.

Bit schizo today, sorry. xD

Guh? eek

Why I'm not perfect: Screwed up my gcse and AS exams. Don't revise enough. Don't work hard anymore. Have crappy sleep patterns. Lazyyyyy...

Why I'm perfect: cos I'm uhhh the tallest chinese kid in the family? xd Oh yeh! I'm the oldest male in the whole Chau family, and there aren't many cos they're mostly girls, so the future is in my hands so to speak. :XP:  

[Minielf]

Forgot to give an assessment of my parents, but that's not hard to do. They're hardly the perfect Asian parents.

I would say that the only good things they do from Tosh's list are:
Don't give your son a bowl-cut: I already had a bowl-cut style since the day I was born. gonk
Don't try to set your kid up on a date in anticipation of their poor taste or inept social skills: They know my social skills are absolutely hopeless but they don't want to set me up on dates because they want me to get married and have sex AFTER I graduate from college. gonk
Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a boy/girlfriend yet: They don't do that because I have almost no very close boy or girl friends, and the ones I do have I haven't told them yet. The ones they do know are all much younger than me. ninja

So that's only 3/10. Apart from these, I would say my parents, well mostly my mother, are the traditional hard line Asian parents. Maybe it's why I've become far too timid right now.  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Perfect... not even close xd
1. I don't score perfect in anything (close, but never perfect xp )
2. Instruments... yeah... dust collectors... yeah... stare
3. Hahahaha yeah right... no way am I wasting money applying to 27 colleges, even 2 is too much...
4. Too far, quoting Niph, "CBB"
5. Psh... studying is not a hobby, it's practically my life right now stare see, even as I type this I'm studying up BJTs and MOSFETs...
6. Forget classical music, the only thing I use those for is getting to sleep. Telephone... who needs telephone when you can SCYPE people with prank calls twisted
7. No, no, and..... no way in hell. Too boring, too much trouble and too pathetic.
8. Seeing as I can't stand the sight of blood I automatically fail this xd
9. Marrying asian is fine and all... but perfect successful children? CHILDREN?! gonk No children please 3nodding
10. Yeah... heard them so much I can practically recite them stare Spare me

Oh and Niph... you're no angel stare One of the scariest demon in my life is more accurate xp  

[Kodocha579]

Cat-

Be nice. Otherwise you might get chopped up again.(or whatever you call that which happened to you.)
And this time i will help them.
Be Afraid, Be very Afraid. haha. *cough*

 

[t0shi0]

@Kitty: You don't like children? =OO

If I remember correctly a certain Cat once said to me 'will you bear my children'

wink

 

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Oooh, I remember reading back through the ICU CB and reading that post.. ninja

@Kitty - I told you, I'm no angel. It says so in my post up there. 3nodding  

[Minielf]

Looks like Kitty has reneged on his promise to Tosh. It's a case of forsaken love here! blaugh  

[Bai_Sango]

LOL. rofl  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

To be fair, t0sh has been.. erm.. quite busy in her closet.. xD  

[iChiny]

Everything in the first post is correct in my lifee. -w- Except the fact that I haven't taken the SAT yet.  

[Tailfeather]

Haha funny...

1. Haven't taken it yet...
2. Somewhat... I do play both. XD!
3. Not old enough. It's my goal though!
4. Another goal.
5. Yes, my four favorite hobbies.
6. Yes, yes.
7. Not old enough.
8. brain surgeon doctor more like
9. Yes.
10. Ah, those stories. Yup.  

[sm00thie]

hahahah funnyy xd has anyone seen that crazy asian mother video on youtube