Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but you get attacked by a group of satanists..

..I wish for eternal life..  

[Minielf]

Granted, but you end up getting a sickening disease that reduces your entire body to a husk, you keep on dying and coming back to life, and finally you'll be enslaved by the power of the One Ring and become a Ringwraith!

I wish for...everyone in the world to be friends with me!  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then everyone on the earth fights amongst themselves for your attention and you get caught up in it and die.

I wish to be a ninja! (btw do I look like one right now?)  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: you got sent on a mission to assisinate george W bush...and get nuked

Wish: i wish i had a million bucks  

[xoCrow]

Granted, but the money ended up to be fake.

I wish I can turn people into chickens.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but you end up with a whole roomful of angry chickens who peck at you forever..

I wish I could fly.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but before I could even grant it you start to sing that annoying song "I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky." And someone shoots you.

I wish Pierre (Simple Plan) would go out with me.  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: 1mintue later he dumps u and stops u buying his albums because u argued over whitch was thier best song

Wish: i wish i could finally get my dark cape  

[yalie5]

granted but then some one knocks you out and steals it

i wish for someone to take me to the otherside xd  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but.. erm.. you turn into a rubber ducky and get thrown into a bath.

I wish for.. randomness!  

[Cat-Whiskers]

Granted, random sharp objects starts to fall from the sky.

I wish for a new computer.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but it crashes on you every 5 sec

I wish for my roses to bloom and not be blown away by the wind.  

[Beagle_Cat-Fish]

*Granted* but the roses mysteriously grew poisonous and ugly

I wish for a cure for AIDS so people can live.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

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[xoCrow]

Granted, but now the only things you see on T.V. are annoying ads.


I wish I could curse people just by glaring at them.