The Corrupt Wish Game

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but it's because you were diagnosed with a terminal illness and you have 6 1/2 minutes to live.

I wish that I didn't have English hw  

[DragonsKiss]

Wish granted, but now you're illiterate and fail in life

I wish my eyes didn't sting quite as badly as they are right now  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. no eye!


i wish kiss had eyes again. poor blind kiss.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but they are glass eyes and so no seeing is actually involved.

I wish I had a ride to the movie!  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but its a mvie about man-bear-pig. half man, half pig, half bear. and a whole lotta bad math. man-bear-pig stars in: man-bear-pig goes to math class.


oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!  

[Mordred kaides]

granted but your now heavely drug addicted

I wish I could sing really well  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but the fame drives you to end up with me in rehab.

i wish someone would break us out of this hell!~  

[Mordred kaides]

wish granted but now we're wanted by the police

I wish I could Fly  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

Alright but you crash into a plane.

I wish this week was school vacation.  

[Mordred kaides]

wish granted but because you missed a week of school you have to redo the entire year

I wish evryone lived in the same timezone  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

Alright but that's because the world stopped spinning and you are left in the dark side of the world, throwing you into an eternal ice age! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish I could throw the world into and eternal ice age.  

[katluver1991]

This looks fun. The world plunges into an another Ice age and everyone freezes to death. I wish I didn't have to do math.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

alright, but the next time you go out walking some random person will ask you what 1+1 equals and you won't know so they'll throw you into your local asylum and brainwash you into becoming smart and in love with haggis

I wish I was a pirate  

[Mordred kaides]

wish granted but the navy arrests you after ten minets throwing you in jail for twice life sentence

I wish I could explain exactly what I want  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

Alright but then you can't get it.

I wish I could find Easter Eggs!