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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:57 pm
ok but it's because you were diagnosed with a terminal illness and you have 6 1/2 minutes to live.
I wish that I didn't have English hw
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:34 am
Wish granted, but now you're illiterate and fail in life
I wish my eyes didn't sting quite as badly as they are right now
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:30 pm
granted. no eye!
i wish kiss had eyes again. poor blind kiss.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:55 pm
ok but they are glass eyes and so no seeing is actually involved.
I wish I had a ride to the movie!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:13 am
granted. but its a mvie about man-bear-pig. half man, half pig, half bear. and a whole lotta bad math. man-bear-pig stars in: man-bear-pig goes to math class.
oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:43 pm
granted but your now heavely drug addicted
I wish I could sing really well
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:47 am
granted. but the fame drives you to end up with me in rehab.
i wish someone would break us out of this hell!~
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:13 pm
wish granted but now we're wanted by the police
I wish I could Fly
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:57 am
Alright but you crash into a plane.
I wish this week was school vacation.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:22 pm
wish granted but because you missed a week of school you have to redo the entire year
I wish evryone lived in the same timezone
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:14 pm
Alright but that's because the world stopped spinning and you are left in the dark side of the world, throwing you into an eternal ice age! MWAHAHAHA!
I wish I could throw the world into and eternal ice age.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:33 pm
This looks fun. The world plunges into an another Ice age and everyone freezes to death. I wish I didn't have to do math.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:13 am
alright, but the next time you go out walking some random person will ask you what 1+1 equals and you won't know so they'll throw you into your local asylum and brainwash you into becoming smart and in love with haggis
I wish I was a pirate
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:50 pm
wish granted but the navy arrests you after ten minets throwing you in jail for twice life sentence
I wish I could explain exactly what I want
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:44 pm
Alright but then you can't get it.
I wish I could find Easter Eggs!
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