Darkaznstargoddess
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i hate hrry potter its so dumb!!! ur wasting ur time reading the books!!!
Have you even read one of the books before judging it? Justify why its/what makes it 'dumb'.
first book:
hagrid: yer a wizard harry!
harry: hmm no no tht cn't possibly be true. you see im gay.
Hagrid: no harry! remember all the times you got a boner when tht snake jumped on yer and teh glass disappeard.
Harry: omfg! your right it must be true.
Second book:
Ron: oh harry how would you like for me to drive you too school and let all the muddles know that we drive magical cars that float in the sky!
Harry: sure why not! i don't see the harm!
*car crashes*
Snape: harry how could you!
harry: hey! it's proffeser snape! lets poke him until he cries!
ron: hazza!
*harry and ron rapidly poke professer snape*
snape: stop that! it hurts!
harry: stop what!? i don't see me doing anything
professer mumblemore: thats it! i will not have any of this nonsense in my school!
harry: oh no! it's professer mumblemore!
Ron: run harry!
snape: im going to kill you!
Third book
harry: hey look ron! it's that baddie who keeps killing ppl whilst escaping the evil black hooded KKK ppl!
ron: yes i've heard about him. apprently he's gay.
harry: well i wouldn't possibly be able to know how he escaped!
Ron: yes me niether the people there are so racist against white ppl.
Harry: well maybe he was black?
Ron: hey i know! maybe we're in a book and this is all just make belive!
harry: NAAAA..
Forth book:
Harry: oh no! uncle bob! your dead!
uncle bob?: yes harry! i sacarficed myself for you! i must protect you from the evil cat of catness land called waldimart!
lord waldimart: Mieow!
harry: oh no! he's comming for me
uncle bob?: harry run!
harry: ahh!!
i didn't read any of the other books...(for your infomation i was forced to read those books pirate apoligize and regards to Darkaznstargoddess whom i respect but in the matter of harry potter i must step in!!!! blaugh