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Biohazard EXTREME

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:43 pm
It's okay, Leon mght be behind me, but I know someone even more horrible who's always behind him: Ashley.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:44 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
It's okay, Leon mght be behind me, but I know someone even more horrible who's always behind him: Ashley.


rofl rofl Must.... get... .mind.... out.... of gutter.....

Oh man... Maybe you didn't intend it that way... but thats the way it came out!!!  

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:48 pm
NotteRequiem
Biohazard EXTREME
It's okay, Leon mght be behind me, but I know someone even more horrible who's always behind him: Ashley.


rofl rofl Must.... get... .mind.... out.... of gutter.....

Oh man... Maybe you didn't intend it that way... but thats the way it came out!!!
So what's Ashley gonna do? It's not like those shower rooms in Leon's training Academy.

Krauser: "It's time for initiation, newbie!"  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:55 pm
You never know... Ashley could be a man...  

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:57 pm
Ashley: "You know, Leon, it's gonna hurt less if you stop squirming!"

EDIT: I'm saving that one for the Caption Contest.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:01 pm
Hahaha... Good idea, it'll probably win.. Made me more than snicker, I'll tell you that much.  

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:02 pm
And there isn't even a picture to go with it.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:07 pm
Save it for a rainy day... We might need it for a good laugh....  

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:15 pm
So... Here's a story. This one time I saw Ashley, and I shot her. ninja  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:41 pm
I enjoyed that story. Here's another that started out as truth, but ended in an outrageous lie.

So, it's the fourth of July... and I'm over at my cousins house enjoying the mediocre weather outside. It's about 2pm, and some clouds cover the area where their house is. So, being myself, I decided to break out some fireworks (even though they're illegal in my state), and set a few off. Grinning to myself, and watching the pretty colors, I turned my back on the only exit to the large yard.
All of a sudden, I hear the rev of a chainsaw... reeeally reeeeeally close to me. I jumped and turned around to see someone rushing at me with a chainsaw... a burlap bag with ripped hole's over his head.

So then, I took out my fully upgraded Red9 and shot him. Repeatedly.

How much of it is truth is up to your imagination.  

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taylortenacity

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:43 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
So... Here's a story. This one time I saw Ashley, and I shot her. ninja
Her ears are really big. Reminded me of Simpson in Employee of the Month. Either that or an elephant.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:44 pm
KonPhusionStar
Biohazard EXTREME
So... Here's a story. This one time I saw Ashley, and I shot her. ninja
Her ears are really big. Reminded me of Simpson in Employee of the Month. Either that or an elephant.
Or Will Smith back in his "Freh Prince" days.  

Biohazard EXTREME


Resident_Kyo

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:27 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
KonPhusionStar
Biohazard EXTREME
So... Here's a story. This one time I saw Ashley, and I shot her. ninja
Her ears are really big. Reminded me of Simpson in Employee of the Month. Either that or an elephant.
Or Will Smith back in his "Freh Prince" days.


i think i should make a topic on how many times people have shot ashley. you think it might be contained?  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:59 pm
Resident_Kyo
Biohazard EXTREME
KonPhusionStar
Biohazard EXTREME
So... Here's a story. This one time I saw Ashley, and I shot her. ninja
Her ears are really big. Reminded me of Simpson in Employee of the Month. Either that or an elephant.
Or Will Smith back in his "Freh Prince" days.


i think i should make a topic on how many times people have shot ashley. you think it might be contained?
yes  

Biohazard EXTREME


Resident_Kyo

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:12 pm
Biohazard EXTREME
Resident_Kyo
Biohazard EXTREME
KonPhusionStar
Biohazard EXTREME
So... Here's a story. This one time I saw Ashley, and I shot her. ninja
Her ears are really big. Reminded me of Simpson in Employee of the Month. Either that or an elephant.
Or Will Smith back in his "Freh Prince" days.


i think i should make a topic on how many times people have shot ashley. you think it might be contained?
yes

damn!  
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