Facts of Life

[Oborokun]

New York

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.  

[Oborokun]

North Dakota

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.  

[Oborokun]

Ohio

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.  

[Oborokun]

Pennsylvania

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.  

[Oborokun]

Texas

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.  

[Oborokun]

Wisconsin

You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.  

[anya_the_exdeman]

Bus compaines in North Carolina have the legal right to provide free transportation to blind preachers  

[anya_the_exdeman]

It is actually illegal to speak english in illinois. According to a revised statute 1919 , which author H.L. Mencken helped to estsblish, the offical languge of the state of illinois is American which Mr. Mencken felt was distinctly differnt from english.  

[#Tarvos#the#Avenger#]

~In Bergen County, New Jersey stores, including malls, are not allowed to be open on Sunday because it is the day of worship. In certain towns stores can open, but they must pay a fine. Grocery stores are excluded as are news-stands.

~In New Jersey there are no laws against rape.

~Coca-Cola used to contain Cocaine.

~A good chunk of the cast of the show "Law & Order" started their careers on Broadway.

~The creator of the Braodway musical RENT, a story about people with AIDS during '97, died of AIDS a few hours before the show was publicly performed for the first time.

~The Moulin Rouge was probably where the "Can-Can" came from.  

[Annafu]

ooo ooo! one i just remembered!
it is physically impossible to lick your elbow. 3nodding  

[[original.ariwood]]

Oborokun

Texas

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

I live in Texas.
rofl
I'm going to try and get my dad to take three sips of beer while standing.
...
You can die from having a VERY BIG orgasm for to long.
I don't thinks its happened, but scientists say it is possible.

 

[anya_the_exdeman]

A michigan women is not allowed to lift her skirt more than 6 inches to avoid mud puddles  

[lee-kyra]

herm here I go mine are more hmm idiot but true

1- on the back of life savers packs you can read this warning: , do not toss at people that are drowning

2- some air pumps have this warning : do not use to inflate breast

3- (every one should know this) most people drem in black and white

4-teire is a necklace of mother teresa's travling the world from hand to hand causing miracles

thats it thats all folks  

[anya_the_exdeman]

in utah the law requires that daylight be seen between two dancing partners  

[Annafu]

anya_the_exdeman

in utah the law requires that daylight be seen between two dancing partners

thats gotta suck when its raining outside xd