What's the weirdest dream you have ever had?

[Magic Eight Ball]

one time i had a dream that i went to school and came back and when my mom woke me up telling me i had to go to school i said"Again?"  

[Aoi-Tsuki_Yuki]

I had a dream that my lil sis fell into the ocean with a giant shark....O.o  

[ChAoS.SpEaR]

I don't really have wierd dreams...
they're all pretty normal for dreams.
sometimes I'll dream that i can't breath and it realy feels like I can't breath and then jerk myself awake and I gasp for air.
I don't know if I really couldn't breath or if it's just in my dream.
I dunno, i'm not a fun person I guess......  

[Delusional Kiss]

i wouldnt call it 'weird' but i scared me...i though it was real!
I was about 16 i think and i had a little kid following me around calling me mommy. he was cute no doubt but at 16 no way...lol XD  

[MsDevin92]

Okay, I had this dream a LONG time ago, like, when I was eight or something, but I still remember it.
My mom and I were all bundled up in snowsuits, walking through the North Pole and looking at the pretty Northern Lights. We went up a hill, but I slipped and fell down the side, and she came after me. But I hit my knee on a rock and started to cry. Then these two adorable polar bears came over to us, and we pet them and felt better.
...And then the polar bears gave us Coca-Cola. You know, like in the old commericals?
O.o
Just another sign of my Coke fanaticism.  

[Dictator STD]

all my dreams are weird

recent: I was running after some giftboxes, and then this ninja appeared on the ceiling, and the TV was creeping me out because it was screaming and wouldn't turn off
and then some people fell from an elevator and ghosts were following me, so I had to run up and down some stairs

eek
yeah.... weird dream o.o  

[midnightrhose]

I had a dream That I was eating peperoni pizza. I know that doesn't sound weird. I can't stand pizza.  

[Rainbow Epidemic]

My weirdest dream...

Five of my friends and I were all in a porno together.
._.;;

 

[iCrayon]

Okay here's mine.

I was rowing to an island on a plastic sled, and it was all misty. When I got there all these people were there, including one of my best friends, his brother (who's a year younger), a girl I've known since 3rd grade but rarely talked to, some kid I knew in the dream but have never seen in real life, and a bunch of other people.

After that there were just all these random things happening. We were in my 5th grade music classroom with one of my high school teachers, and I got yelled at for having a phone. Then we were in some kind of grove or something, and the same teacher's husband thought I was her eek . Then someone called another kid using my phone for some reason. There was some other random stuff in there too.

In the end, that girl I never talk to decided to drive her super nice red convertible off some really low roof and onto the beach. She did it, but it wasn't spectacular enough so we pulled the car back on the roof and she did it again, this time landing on my sled. So I turned to my friend and told him we should go, and I sailed off in my mysteriously repaired sled.

It doesn't sound all that weird, but it was pretty strange to me.

Oh and when I was little I also had a dream that the abominable snowman from Rudolf got into my house. Yeah, it was scary (when you're seven)

 

[angiisamazing]

well i did have a dream that the world finally came to its end. It was funny at first but after i thought i would die ya ithe ozone fell apart and everyone was dying of radiation i had to stay underground with this a kid my age and a baby  

[Cute]

I was swimming with otters whee  

[Kale Demos]

Here's something I remember well! It all started somewhere in the dungeon and I had no idea why. But then I see Yuna from FFX-2 in red underwear... and topless! It blurded out! Armed with the hook from the latest Zelda game, she shoots it at the wall and climbed out. Then it went to a strange turn when I was on top of the large gravel rocks!

And down there, I see five toliets placed next to each other. If one of them is flushed, the others flushed too. Plus some cats are around here as well!

And then I was in this old place with workers in there, and somehow my dad is in there eating and others are resting on the floor. Dad showed me this picture of the nuclear plant. Funny thing though is my family are going there as the vacation spot! Once we arrived, some huge blob that talks and started to attack us! It went into battle mode! Final Fantasy style! And where it ends is that spot!

Whew! Long story!  

[Super Voldemort]

i was a fleepin' merMAID and this giant tidal wave was crashing on my homeworld (which was mars) and this COWBOY said "don't worry it'll be over soon"
like he was going to kill me
and, that was such a weird dream.

 

[G-Midgit]

i actually had this dream last night where i was in this really small bay with a nice sunny beach on one side and a huge jungle on the other. on the jungle side there was this huge tree with a mansion that belonged to an 8 year old mafia leader in it. i was on the beach side and i walked up to this small sand pit type thing where flava flav was playing this weird game that involved throwing stone playing cards and poker chips into the pit and then measuring something apparently the game was called knockturn (yes like the alley) and i was forced to play it three times... im not sure if i won or not. but i walk around and i find this girl that i really like, sitting in this hot tub apparently made out of sand, topless. but she gets out and suddenly has a shirt on. and suddenly were both traped under this giant yellow hummer that was part of a group of 10 giant hummers and shes shaking kind of violently. one of her friends comes and grabs one of the hummers and drags it along for a bit and apparently all the hummers are attached together so they're all being dragged along by this one girl. so it kinda goes on for a while like that for a while until i dream that i wake up from that dream except im still on that beach, and something about a giant dead snake with a rainbow colored head, me waking up again (and still dreaming)and still on the beach, talking to one of my friends about dreaming that im dreaming, and finding 2 hobos hiding in a chest inside the 8 year old mafia leaders tree mansion. it was a really long dream...... sweatdrop  

[Dreameir]

i was being killed by beatle juice it was scary because after he killed me he wanted to marry me.... so like i was running in a wedding dress... and then i die and wake up